Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML
Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to braid her hair. When I was done, she said Daddy's girlfriend does it better. I wasn't aware we had an open marriage. FML
Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
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mufasaniqqa 13
aw **** man, sorry about that.
MondRubberduck 24
That´s no problem. You know. Kids are easy to bribe.
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Comments (134)
vb68_fml 28
Dont know what age is your daughter? If she's young it can be an imaginary dad. Lots of kids have imaginary friends..let's hope for the best...
dannnngthatsux 19
Then wouldn't the wife say 'Not funny sweetie, explain to daddy how you only have one daddy...' Something besides shushing her? More info OP.
singer0421 32
"I don't know who's she talking about" = "I don't know who is she talking about." I'm pretty sure that's not right.
tabitduhh 11
maybe your daughter is making it up, or they are just playing a mean prank on you?
obeykaitlyn 25
maybe she calls her boyfriend "daddy" too, if she has one.
thefrikinbat 8
Aw man :/ tears for you. i'm so sorry to hear that. but i'm just gonna say, getting back at her won't do a thing. if it' not working out, break up and move on, but only after you've sat down and tried your best to right this wrong. all the best, man
thefrikinbat 8
You know what they say about hammed "Push" doors: Pull harder!
icepick23 12
Sounds like your wife could use a Twix or seven
xo_autumn_rose 6
ditch the hitch
dannnngthatsux 19
Uh, guys. Did no one think about how mom reacted? If it were the kid being weird wouldn't mom say 'we don't say nasty things like that, especially when they are not true'? If that's the whole story, it stinks, get your daughter out NOW!
fancyrf0709 4
That's ****** man. I'm sorry. Ask your daughter about the guy. She should tell you.