oh dear
France
Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
failure as a parent
Bound Brook, United States
Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML
Anonymous
Israel
Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML
dumb dumb
Not the sharpest crayon in the box
Today, my idiot daughter used my wax warmer to try to give herself a bikini wax using old crayons. Not sure which YouTube idiot she learned it from, but the stench of melted crayon, burnt hair, and singed flesh isn’t a smell I’ll soon be forgetting. FML
ILiveWithMorons
United States
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML
crazydaughter
Egypt
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
SadDad
Alexandria, United States
Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML
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McA513M 0
Haha, I think someone needs to restrict access to the internet, lol
dacho 7
In other words: "I fail as a parent, Internet is raising my kids." I agree, **** your life. And **** your kids' lives, too.
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Comments (112)
up4thebadguys 0
My condolences, your daughter is terminally retarded. :)
ReecesPieces 0
Nice translation #5 totaly agree
ohmygoodnex 0
Nice parenting skills. (Y)
Nakedsquirrel 5
Gonna go out on a limb here and assume that you didn't film her doing it and upload it to youtube? =/
dancerchik3579 0
haha!... sry
furry_fml 6
BOOM, that's what it does, I saw that video
tinkchic4life 0
everything i see on youtube i wont do it. i know good and well that throwing a can of hairspray will explode in a fireplace. if your child can read the print on the can it should say highly flammable and since she saw it on youtube most likely she can type therefore read. to sum this up:dont let your child back on the internet for a good 6 months,she'll learn.
megbc 0
Clearly your daughter is an idiot.
cloud_infinity 0
Don't blame youtube, blame your stupid gene pool
stev_o2 0
Sun_Kissed18 I completely agree with you! Those two are just jackasses!
noshitsherlock 0
NOWHERE does it say the child's age, genius. You just agree with her because you think she's attractive, you dirty pervert. Sun_kissed looks REALLY young.