hannahg
Romulus, United States
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
fml
Vancouver, Canada
Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML
Ally
*shrinks into corner*
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Kay Kay
Can't win, part 15
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Anonymous
That would be correct
Today, my dad is infuriating by increasingly asking me to do things around the house, but because he doesn’t like how I do them he yells at me and then does it himself. It’s almost like he cares more about inventing excuses to yell at me than he does to actually get things done. FML
Anonymous
St. Petersburg, United States
Batshit soup
Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML
kj1
Draper, United States
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Ellie
United States
OCD or asshole?
Today, I got home to my grandma yelling at the top of her lungs that I didn't do everything I was supposed to when I was home. I literally washed dishes, cleaned counters, vacuumed, gathered trash, AND cleaned the bathroom. I didn't fold my blankets. That's it. That's what she was yelling about. FML
Anonymous
Bronx, United States
Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
PocketTrash
This guy grudges
Today, my dad is still mad because I tossed his empty coffee can over 3 days ago. FML
Top comments
Rainbowjumper0 12
Don't you just love irony
PandaPrincess4 22
I feel like there is more to this FML...
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Articulation 12
You were ironically ironing. FYL.
buckdharma 38
Did you forget dryer sheets for his boxers? Op, that's shocking.
bluefrootloops 13
Divorce him before it's too late.
Shade1982 21
@18: What?
MidnightMusic53 37
How do you confuse "dad" with "husband"? They're not even close in meaning or spelling.
pwnman 33
Even though you thought it was husband, divorcing him is stupid!
amisenho 11
I hope you meant "disown" instead of "divorce".
worldclassrager 41
Is he a little clothes minded about how it should be folded?
44skull44 6
I'm guessing you're young and your dad has worked all day so I'm going with YDI.
paigexox0 37
Oh okay I'm sorry, because school isn't hard either if taken seriously. Adults seem to laugh when teenagers complain about how stressful school is, but seem to forget that after that school day, theres hours of homework/studying to be done as well. Oh and it determines how successful you will be in the future. Not saying works not stressful/tiring cause ive had 3 jobs and i know it can be, but teenagers dont get enough appreciation for how much we go through. Though OP could be slacking in school in which case, my rant does not apply :)
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Thank you, #25! I hate being told that there's nothing for me to be stressed about in college.
amisenho 11
I've met plenty of grown men and women who "work all day" and are less responsible (bad with money, mooch off their parents, choose to be dead-beat parents, etc.) than most college kids; don't go making the assumption that older = responsible.
Credibleskills 28
Wow... what a bitch move, FYL
Ksweety_fml 27
Your father is irresponsible.
brandoneyez1 25
Walk away from the laundry. Just walk away. It will just sit there and he will start wondering where you went.
RavenDesired 10
My dad yells at me all the time. My lamp exploded and he called me a failure and blamed my depression.
jayray313 21
I feel like there is more to this story...