Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
Today, I finally had it out with my abusive father. I spent almost an hour detailing about how he constantly humiliates me in public, treats me like slime, and hits me at random when he's in a bad mood. His response was, "Quit being such a wimp" because I'm "not female." Mom took his side. I'm 16 and can't move out. FML
Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML
Today, while moving a couch and repeatedly asking my dad what he was trying to do and him ignoring me, I got my hand slammed between the corner of the couch and a doorway, because my dad shoved the couch without saying anything. I was holding the corner to stop it from falling on me. FML
Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML
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iaaan 0
wow jerk
Sungod 0
In Sovjet russia, door slams you! anti flooooood
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Comments (423)
judetheobvious 0
YDI for being so ******* angry. liek father like son. sort yourselves out
fanaticdragon 10
My parents are exactly the same,use pretty much anything I do- good,bad ,whatever..Even if I turn the light on in my room in the middle of the night - "I HATE HAVING TO PAY FOR YOUR ELECTRICITY BILL! WISH YOU WOULD GO AWAY AND LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU PAIN IN THE ARSE .. blah blah blah" .Even though their air-conditioning is on all day :/ My parents and I hate each other tho,and know it :P I didn't even want to come home from college for the summer,but here I am. FYL,OP..I feel your pain!
iamelrebel 0
either this is fake or you did something more than just slam the microwave door. before posting something, you should put both side of the story
godyourethick 0
Man's got his priorities in order: he could have been reduced to heating food in the oven like a savage. A SAVAGE, YOU HEAR ME?
hydro_fml 0
You got called for doing wrong Witnessing abuse of a kitchen appliance is hard to take. Lucky this isn't the medieval period.
shuttershades11 0
daddy's little monster!!
mistyv_fml 0
YDI, I am sure there is MORE to this story than just that door!! I am assuming you act like a spoiled, unappreciative brat most of the time and take advantage of the fact that your parents are doing you a favor letting you live in their home and not learning how to be a responsible adult (as if this happens much anymore). That door was probably the straw that broke the camel's back. Get off ur ass, get a job, pay bills and find your own way in life and quit mooching off ur parents.
juicyjuicepie 0
#427 im pretty sure acting a douche wont cut it how to u know if her parents are just freaky or the guy just had a bad day or she is abused so u get ur ass off the computer and stop making yoursulf feel better and i dont need a job im underaged =)
U_idiot 1
I'm sure there has been an on-going battle.. that was just the last straw. It doesn't take much to make a guy snap when he has he mind on something... he's been thinking about it but, just needed an excuse to bring it out.
alyssa_9209 0
trust me same thing happened to me the other day butvi fixed myself supper so he didn't have to,
mylifesucks4494 0
my mom said that to me b4 and I didn't even slam it it just shuts loud