Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad snooped at my payslip and now he keeps calling me a tight cunt who should contribute more. This from the man who smokes 50 a day but hasn’t had full-time employment since 2009. Plus I pay rent, and the gas and electric when he can’t afford to, which is every month. FML
Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML
Today, my dad answered his Skype call by insisting he wasn’t giving me any more money. Thing is, I had been about to ask for money, again. I tried to open a shop in the middle of a pandemic, and I’m 4 months late on rent and utilities. I ended the call so he wouldn’t see his grown son crying. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML
Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML
Today, my dad, who never supported us growing up, and who calls once a month to collect his monthly living expenses, gave me an ultimatum: either buy him a plane ticket so that he can come live with me forever (he's a raging alcoholic) OR to send him $4,500 US Dollars (which where he lives is someone's 6 month salary). FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, I realised that despite having a full-time job I must really be failing at this adulting business, because I called my dad and the first words out of his mouth were, "I’m not sending you any more money." I do borrow money a lot, and yes I was about to ask for more. What the hell is wrong with me? FML
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Top comments
PsychoMerk 0
Stop giving him money -_- if he pulls that shit "I took care of you blahblah blahhh" tell him he's the dumbass that didn't use a rubber >:|
noobgang7 5
what a bastard
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Comments (191)
iloveguys1614 0
u sound exactly like someone from down here in san Diego lol one of my friends has that happen too that's stupid
Intoxicunt 6
I like the British way better and refuse to do it any other way, even though I'm American. It seems so much more logical. Random though: How do the British spell that color that is light black? Is it 'gray' or 'grey'? I like 'grey', but someone told me that's the British way.
ellness 0
wow you're a pushover.
Intoxicunt 6
What happened to non-conformism? ;P
derschadenfreude 5
Stop giving him money and just let him starve to death, you retard.
MQ_was_here 0
It's her ******' DAD, dumbass^^
Intoxicunt 6
I* :P I'm a conformist in bed... I think. I don't know. Help me figure it out. *winks*
willishb 0
sounds like my family!
vansbabe66 0
your a jerk. he's your dad he supported your ass for like how many years? and didn't say fml.. it's ur parent!! get over it I'm sure it's not for 18yrs lol
letmeinplease 0
She didn't choose to be born. This site has taught me a lot about Americans expecting everyone to be insanely independent from each other.
Jewelofagal 2
What parent(s) don't want their children to be self-sufficient? It's a gift that lasts a lifetime.
letmeinplease 0
Probably 99.9% of them. But I've seen a hell of a lot of FMLs which call people whiny or demanding for expecting the smallest thing for free. Self-sufficiency is good, but total indepedence isn't realistic either. It's not a bad thing to rely a little on people or to get gifts from loved ones.
Jewelofagal 2
We're talking financial independence here, not emotional. Financial independence is a totally realistic concept, which I assert most parents in every culture want for their children to enjoy as adults. Receiving gifts doesn't factor in to this concept when the adult child doesn't NEED the items for survival.
CrimsonWolf1294 0
screw that. I wouldn't give a cent to that bum
MQ_was_here 0
lol #34: she just said she doesn't wear makeup except eyeliner. She just has rosy cheeks/lips. I'm the same w/ that makeup routine btw. Eyeliner and lipbalm/lipgloss and I'm out the door. --->