Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad snooped at my payslip and now he keeps calling me a tight cunt who should contribute more. This from the man who smokes 50 a day but hasn’t had full-time employment since 2009. Plus I pay rent, and the gas and electric when he can’t afford to, which is every month. FML
Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML
Today, my dad answered his Skype call by insisting he wasn’t giving me any more money. Thing is, I had been about to ask for money, again. I tried to open a shop in the middle of a pandemic, and I’m 4 months late on rent and utilities. I ended the call so he wouldn’t see his grown son crying. FML
Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML
Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML
Today, my dad, who never supported us growing up, and who calls once a month to collect his monthly living expenses, gave me an ultimatum: either buy him a plane ticket so that he can come live with me forever (he's a raging alcoholic) OR to send him $4,500 US Dollars (which where he lives is someone's 6 month salary). FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, I realised that despite having a full-time job I must really be failing at this adulting business, because I called my dad and the first words out of his mouth were, "I’m not sending you any more money." I do borrow money a lot, and yes I was about to ask for more. What the hell is wrong with me? FML
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Top comments
PsychoMerk 0
Stop giving him money -_- if he pulls that shit "I took care of you blahblah blahhh" tell him he's the dumbass that didn't use a rubber >:|
noobgang7 5
what a bastard
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Comments (191)
CallMeHush 1
Are you ******* serious 156? watta tool. Carry on Boatkicker :D
Gvil_Eenius 0
**** him! It's time he puts the big boy pants on and gets a job, or at least stops bitching at you when you're giving him money. Cut off the cash flow and see what he says... I bet he'll shut his pie hole then!!!
kris0stby 0
Sometime you just gotta smack a bitch
bluebreadsticks_ 6
get off your ass dad and find a damn job. my lord.
VinnieCorozzo 0
only $300 ? your dad supported your sorry ass all your life and now you want to complain? you are an ingrate
boatkicker 5
I happen to like my long comments. If you prefer shorter comments, don't read mine.
farsidee 0
Lesbian Porno in the making **** and snickers?
joemo123 0
**** him tell him to screw himself and get a job!
jayAZ 3
Kick him in the balls! Start drinking his beer, obviously he was drunk and depressed cause he doesn't have one. I wouldn't take it so hard. Ya hurt the ones closest to you.
jason2468 0
u pay for the bills and give him no money