Today, my dad put in wall plug-ins that emit high frequencies that are suppose to ward off mice. I must be a mouse, because I can hear the annoying noise in every room I walk into. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML
Today, I placed sticky mouse traps in my bedroom. it's now 12:05 a.m. and I've successfully caught a mouse. Too bad I'm scared of them and my husband is passed out asleep. I now get to listen to a mouse squeak all night and have to be up in 4 hours. FML
Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML
Today, I found out that the noise I thought was a mouse in my room was a water bottle shaking when my refrigerator turned on. I stayed up till 4am looking for a mouse that didn't exist. FML
Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today, I found out that the mice infestations I've been fighting for the last two weeks was actually a recurring series of tactile/visual/auditory hallucinations, a side effect of a normal, prescribed, dosage of ADHD meds. FML
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Top comments
Greeneyes41 1
Oh god... It's not like the mosquito ringtone is it? That shit hurts.
steviesnm 6
Pull them out just enough that they're not actually plugged in and getting power. If you're the only one who can hear the noise no one will know.
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Comments (91)
coroala 8
I believe that makes you a rat bastard :P
swoozie23 6
Be a man not a mouse!
iamverybored0001 0
I saw something about how kids and teens can here higher frequencies than adults, so get rid of those things and get mousetraps.
kykim5 0
Same lol
XtraEzeee 8
Sounds like you didn't have a very mice day.
XtraEzeee 8
Sounds like you didn't have a very mice day.
jennjennsofly 7
fyl, during classes some boys would have an app that would play high pitched sounds and every kid could hear it but the teacher!
Ugi 27
They sometimes play very high pitched sounds in places that they don't want kids/teenagers gathering. Apparently you lose your ability to hear very high frequencies as you age. You would have thought they could pitch mice ones high enough that even kids didn't hear them. Perhaps you should mention to your dad that they are driving you mad!
bubo_fml 11
Imagine if it had the effect of a mating whistle for all the neighborhood dogs. There would be a large pack of canines having a bone-a-rama on your front lawn...
HunterAlpha1 8
ROFLMFAO!!!!
HeartnSoul4ever 7
Oh god. I know what that's like. My mom played a dog whistle app for fun and I seriously thought that my ears were gonna bleed. She thought it was hilarious that I was in do much pain.