Today, my dad put in wall plug-ins that emit high frequencies that are suppose to ward off mice. I must be a mouse, because I can hear the annoying noise in every room I walk into. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML
Today, I placed sticky mouse traps in my bedroom. it's now 12:05 a.m. and I've successfully caught a mouse. Too bad I'm scared of them and my husband is passed out asleep. I now get to listen to a mouse squeak all night and have to be up in 4 hours. FML
Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML
Today, I found out that the noise I thought was a mouse in my room was a water bottle shaking when my refrigerator turned on. I stayed up till 4am looking for a mouse that didn't exist. FML
Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today, I found out that the mice infestations I've been fighting for the last two weeks was actually a recurring series of tactile/visual/auditory hallucinations, a side effect of a normal, prescribed, dosage of ADHD meds. FML
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Greeneyes41 1
Oh god... It's not like the mosquito ringtone is it? That shit hurts.
steviesnm 6
Pull them out just enough that they're not actually plugged in and getting power. If you're the only one who can hear the noise no one will know.
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Comments (91)
ringo330 1
I guess they ward off annoying things haha
yummy_richkid 3
Time for good ole mouse trap kill method -Mouse traps -Gloves -Garbage bags -Dumpster No more mice.
silentbutfunny 0
Gloves?
yummy_richkid 3
To give the mouse a prostate exam of course! This comment wasn't supposed to be a response, but a standalone comment.
ForeverAloneGal 23
I hear those kinds of noises, too. I hate people that use Sonic Pet Trainers... It hurts me.
OnlyAvailableID 28
At least it'll keep your house squeaky clean of mice.
perdix 31
Read the package carefully, it says it drives away mice, rats and OTHER annoying, disease-carrying vermin. Maybe if you pitched in and did a few chores around the house, your dad wouldn't need the devices ;)
KHunnyBear 2
at least you know you have good hearing. there is a bright side to everything
cunningchick 1
My mom did the same thing and I was the only one in the house that could hear it and they all thought I was crazy,
mim777 4
omg i can hear that aswel at my aunts kills !!!
cykedelic 1
My husband's work has those and I hate them! Soon you'll lose your ability to hear that frequency though, so the pain won't last forever.
Ashley91129 6
FYL! My old neighbor used to have that and I could hear it all the way from my room, it really hurt my ears!
Calyx_fml 22
They are actually designed to ward off teenagers.