Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
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brainymes 30
As far as I'm concerned, that is a swear word. Lol
ashleytianarose 13
Saying yolo is worse than saying a swear word.
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Comments (210)
milhouse_duff 11
Good on him
ladybuglet 22
YOLO is a stupid man's way of saying (and understanding) "carpe diem".
heyitsamu 2
he should have grounded you for life.
blvcklvnd69 14
Lonely Island explain YOLO the best. SOLO is better than YOLO
justmeCee 16
Did you explain to him what YOLO meant?
Zomg_Okay 27
96 - She was already grounded, you sadistic bastard. Explaining the diarrhea that just came out of her mouth would have made it worse.
justmeCee 16
'Sadistic bastard?' Hahaha. You sound like a reject. If Op explains what 'YOLO means, maybe they will be ungrounded. Dumbass.
Zomg_Okay 27
Try re-reading my comment. Do you see the bit that says "Explaining the diarrhea that just came out of her mouth would have made it worse"? That's called a "joke". She is grounded for saying "YOLO", as her father thinks it is a swear. YOLO is the epitome of stupidity. The joke is that explaining YOLO would have made the grounding worse because of the actions it is usually associated wit. I called you a sadistic bastard (in jest, as part of said joke) because of your recommendation to explain it. Do you get it now, or should I use smaller words?
justmeCee 16
I guess you're just not funny then, eh.
Zomg_Okay 27
Oh, I knew that. Not going to stop me, though.
marcranger 29
YOLO is a four-letter word. Although quotation marks should be placed around "word."
justmeCee 16
Actually, it is an acronym.
CreeperXRemix15 8
it's an acronym meaning "you only live once"
Thomas6792 7
should of said fish
CreeperXRemix15 8
"**** it, shit happens" is just as bad as yolo.
DenverWRX08 8
Good. "YOLO" is a sign of blatant stupidity, I'm glad he grounded you for it. Keeps the stupid off the streets.
NakedandScared 8
Yea
xxsakuraxx 29
I would ground you for saying YOLO too.