Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
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Top comments
brainymes 30
As far as I'm concerned, that is a swear word. Lol
ashleytianarose 13
Saying yolo is worse than saying a swear word.
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Comments (210)
umyeahh 13
ydi for saying YOLO
iwadasn 33
Your father is a wise man.
Narutosuns2fan 12
Your father is the greatest parent alive.
Erery 16
Seems like everyone agrees that "You deserved it"
haley_baby92 7
Lol! People are harsh. I guess your dad wants you to play it safe your whole life
redmnky21 8
you deserve it, that is by far the dumbest word, course we can't expect much more from you brainless idiots can we
WhoopWhoop321 18
And I suppose swag is a swear word too, then? Either way, both are stupid.
ChuckSwayze 4
I second that motion!
itswhatever39 7
Ugh YOLO? Sorry, but maybe he's trying to help you.... YDI:/
stitesy29 18
Thats is a swear now