Today, my dad finally told me why he never paid child support to my mom when he was supposed to for the last ten years. His reason? Because I'm a girl and I wasn't that important. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML
Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, at age thirty, my dad gave me the first compliment he's ever given me: "Remember to wash the pan out. Oh, and good job doing your chores and your mother's today." And everyone wonders why it took until last year for me to figure out I'm the same gender as this shitbag. FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, my father told me that it wasn't that I was written out of his will, it's that he never thought to include me in the first place. FML
Today, my mom and dad went to court to negotiate child support for me and my brothers. During the meeting, my dad was asked, "Sir, are you saying that the only reason you want your sons to live with you full time is so you don't have to pay child support?" To which he responded, "Yes." FML
Today, I finally had it out with my abusive father. I spent almost an hour detailing about how he constantly humiliates me in public, treats me like slime, and hits me at random when he's in a bad mood. His response was, "Quit being such a wimp" because I'm "not female." Mom took his side. I'm 16 and can't move out. FML
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jacetopia96 1
Sexist Dad, thats not cool.
mrahhhhh 21
Tell your dad the following: "So are you saying you prefer males to females?!?!?! Wait a second... oh, now it makes sense! No wonder you left mom; you don't like women! Well I wish you and your life partner the best of luck. Remember, you have to go to Massachusetts to get married!" If your dad is a homophobe, which I bet he is, then this should work. BTW sorry if I forgot that gays can get married in Connecticut (if they can). I don't follow East Coast news.
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RedPillSucks 33
I'm surprised that your mom didn't take your father to court. Just because he doesn't pay doesn't mean he's not obligated to pay. If you're still a minor, try to convince your mom to take him to court. The courts will make him pay childsupport retroactivly. This may be enough money to help you through college.
cradle6 13
Not sure where you live but paying child support isn't a choice where I live. Gov. will dock your pay
metalguy95 11
your dad's an ass OP. just forget about him
chrisauh 4
i don't want a girl baby either
skyeyez9 25
Sadly, alot of guys prefer having a son vs a daughter for some reason. Their excuse: I want a son to pass on the family name, I dont want to deal with a teenage girl, periods, and boobs. First, in 50-100 years nobody will remember your surname anyways, 2nd: your daughter will grow up and eventually move out, so "dealing with periods" is short lived. Third, You are an ass if your sperm decides the sex of the baby. What you get was meant to be.
J_Rari 6
How does a child choose what sex they are? Or how does a father for that matter? It sounds like he's a greedy bastard that wants his money (or what little he has) for himself. Sounds like he'll die alone anyways, so let him. That was really immature and STUPID for him to say, I mean he's a dad- it doesn't matter if you have a dick or a vag. A child is a child. I'd knock on his door with a baseball bat and tell him to man up or his precious jewels will no longer work for him to be a "man". Good luck.
crazieeli 0
are you asian? lol im not being racist/sexist or anything cause im also an asian girl and in typical asian families, unless your born with an extra organ down there, your not important. pity aint it? :T
amnesiasparkles 0
are you Asian??????
tdruark 0
dude he's a red neck
MsBrainDamage 0
Ah okay I thought it was partly aimed at me! sorry for the long rant