dominator152
United States
Today, my dad decided that my diploma makes a good pen-tester. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Abington, United States
Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML
seriously?
Manassas, United States
Today, I discovered that my dad still doesn't consider my career as an app developer a "real job". FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
art_major
United Kingdom
Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
mathgenius
Kolltveit, Norway
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
collegestudent
Alexa, play "What's My Age Again?" by Blink182
Today, my dad asked me if I needed crayons for school. I'm going to college this fall. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML
PerpetuallyHappy
Rochester, United States
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
thebeachisthatway
Worcester, United States
Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML
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mixxanber 0
did his pens work?
JesseJaymz 0
decide his face makes a good pin cushion
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AlabamaSnowplow 0
At least he didn't use it as a lighter tester. Or a match tester. Or a fireplace tester. If you haven't caught on, I'm talking about lighting it on fire.
AlabamaSnowplow 0
At least he didn't use it as a lighter tester. Or a match tester. Or a fireplace tester. If you haven't caught on, I'm talking about lighting it on fire.
AlabamaSnowplow 0
At least he didn't use it as a lighter tester. Or a match tester. Or a fireplace tester. If you haven't caught on, I'm talking about lighting it on fire.
AlabamaSnowplow 0
At least he didn't use it as a lighter tester. Or a match tester. Or a fireplace tester. If you haven't caught on, I'm talking about lighting it on fire.
AlabamaSnowplow 0
At least he didn't use it as a lighter tester. Or a match tester. Or a fireplace tester. If you haven't caught on, I'm talking about lighting it on fire.
perdix 31
You must have gone to at least a pretty good school -- from lots of schools, the diplomas are only good as toilet paper. I also had to read this twice to get it. At first, I thought the dad was saying that even after finishing this level of education, the OP's only career opportunity would be as a pen-tester.
bobys36 0
lolll
aback 5
He'd probably never seen one before.
jpgray1982 0
So? What else is it good for? No one wants to see it...ever. Maybe a degree, but not a diploma. Quit your bitching and get on with your so called "****** life"
ktbird 0
It doesn't mean anything anyway. Not like you have to present it to anyone. Just order a replacement. My college diploma got thrown away by accident. Really it's not a big deal.