dominator152
United States
Today, my dad decided that my diploma makes a good pen-tester. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Abington, United States
Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML
seriously?
Manassas, United States
Today, I discovered that my dad still doesn't consider my career as an app developer a "real job". FML
Anonymous
Germany
Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML
art_major
United Kingdom
Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML
mathgenius
Kolltveit, Norway
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
collegestudent
Alexa, play "What's My Age Again?" by Blink182
Today, my dad asked me if I needed crayons for school. I'm going to college this fall. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML
PerpetuallyHappy
Rochester, United States
Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
thebeachisthatway
Worcester, United States
Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML
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mixxanber 0
did his pens work?
JesseJaymz 0
decide his face makes a good pin cushion
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pingpongpickle 8
who is negative voting my comments? this is not cool
riprip6 0
im glad someones negative voting all comments, people who reply to first are so annoying
Trickyklown 0
How can you see if it is negative voting? Guess that doesn't show on the iPod app xD.
riprip6 0
theres a thumbs up and down next to comment, and on computer if i think 3 people vote thumbs downs hit hides comment, and everyone who replied under 1 is currently hidden
Trickyklown 0
Really? I can see pretty much all of who is under number 1. I guess it is different for the iPod app.
riprip6 0
on computer(atleast for me) they all say to many negative votes this comments been burried, its pretty funny
Trickyklown 0
Lol well maybe it is only for the people who thumbs down? It is probably like how YouTube has it.
riprip6 0
idk, probably
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Thumbs down votes bury the comment for all website users, but not app users. Comments are visible on the app unless they get eaten by the comment bug or are moderated.
twinkiee_fml 0
awwh, that sucks
chapachristina4 0
115- haha I love your name! ..it reminds me of the other FML where the fat kid broke the other guy's collar bone!! XD
twinkiee_fml 0
lol ! thx, I just loove twinkies their tasty(:
chapachristina4 0
mmm me too! haha XD ..OH MAH GAWD! you look like my friend! she loves twinkies too :D
twinkiee_fml 0
really ? haha, what a coincidence !
chapachristina4 0
:O! you imposter!! XD haha
MetalmaidenDeth 0
When i first read thisi thought penis-tester? do they mean condom? then i re-read it and it said pen. Anyways.. try replacing all the pens in your house with invisible ink pens. then you wont have to worry about anyone writing on anything of yours ever again. actually you wont have to worry about anyoe writing on anything ever again.
twinkiee_fml 0
lol, that's what i thought too
jizzmode 0
128 I like your face
MetalmaidenDeth 0
haha wow never heard that one before. thanks! :)
LexaDear 0
I like his face too. it's cute :}
jizzmode 0
Haha it's always sweeter to be specific :)
MetalmaidenDeth 0
haha thanks. y'all both are pretty easy on thr eyes yourselves. ;)
MetalmaidenDeth 0
shit i meant the
dani3l 0
pretty everything #40 lol
OMGJASMiNE 0
thankz! mr(x
buggybeauty 0
he sucks. that's all I can say.
ivyshade 0
who cares really...you can always request another one & maybe you'll learn a lesson, put it somewhere that no one can touch it..YDI
Jenmaree 9
YDI for leaving it lying around.
shiritt 0
the point of the fml is, of course, that now the OP needs to pay for new ink. no pun intended.
greggiee 0
ha :D