Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I was on the phone to my boss and I mentioned about finding what he needed in the search history. Later, my dad asked what a search history is. When I explained, he went red and asked me if I could maybe delete his without reading it. Jesus Christ, Dad, use private browsing. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
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Top comments
dave04045 1
She caught him watching Fox News...
Miss_Michaela 10
What she doesn't realise is that your Dad was actually playing poker, and the 'vile smut' were pop-ups.
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Comments (113)
joooeee 3
He was just looking up sporting goods at dicks.com. Classic mixup
Darcon 8
Im guessing he looks at japanese hentai tentacle ****..
BraBrando 0
That's the best kind :)
kingtz 6
Anything else is just too soft core to be considered "****".
wazzup182FML 3
mums a bit nosey
waveman56 3
just teach him to use inprivate browsing. problem solved
somewizdom 15
Older men love Girls Gone Wild.
shootintacos 0
Fml god you are dear sir.
addiizcherry 0
errr Dx
MagicMarker 0
Wow, gotta love how your dad isn't interested in trying to break bad habits and become a better person; instead, he just wants to learn how to cover up his scummy, sexist behavior. I feel sorry for your mom.
Wavesong 4
... sexist behavior?
DjeePee 25
I feel sorry for OP's mom because her husband rather disguises his **** instead of communicate about it. I hate it when normal things (like watching ****) can't be discussed. It might be OP's mom fault, but still, I prefer a good talk instead of a lie. Sad that her dad doesn't.
tona01 16
a question, why is **** a scummy sexist behavior? i find it very normal. every person has needs and i know a lot of girls that love to watch it too. every man and i believe most of the girls, watch ****
tona01 16
*behavior
CSReddFrost_fml 0
I am not even gonna assume that I know what you're thinking because then that would make me self-righteous BUT I would like to ask you.... what's so bad with **** and taking out sexual frustrations solo style? He's hurting no one, maybe his own ego a little but it's harmless fun.
TheDrifter 24
As Op's mother referred to it as "nothing but vile smut" I am going to assume that conversation might be difficult. If he spends enough time perusing it that it has become a problem, then it is obvious that his wife has refused to even attempt to meet his needs.
MsSoulReaper 27
As long it isn't ********** I wouldn't get on my husband's sack... that much. hah
austinkiser 3
maybe that's all he needs
Danni_04 13
Pfff! 34 comments. 8D