Today, my dad announced to the whole family that we will be having a vegetarian dinner this Christmas to make my step-mum happy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
I wanna be oppressed so bad
Today, my stepfather decided he was no longer part of our family, and refused to come to family dinner, all because we're all women, and he isn't. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML
Today, my mom told me that when my sister and I were born, the first thing my dad said was, "I hope they don't turn out vegetarian." I did. FML
Missed the point
Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML
Acquired taste
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce. However, they asked me not to tell any of the family so that the news doesn't spoil Christmas. Thanks, Mom and Dad. FML
Pay no mind
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Happy Birthday
Today, my family asked where I wanted to go for my birthday dinner. They shot down my every suggestion and decided on sushi. I'm allergic, so the only thing I could eat was a veggie appetizer. Dad said I need to "expand my palate." FML
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amanda_say_whutt 9
My family tried doing that one time. But, I have a car, so when I went to eat a "salad" I ate fried chicken(:
Hubner24 11
I think what the op is trying to get across is not that vegetarian food is gross but the fact that their dad is making the whole family have a vegetarian meal instead of just the step-mom eating a vegetarian meal! I would cook my own meat and put it on my plate just to piss her off!
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edroux 2
Honestly, how hard is it to go one meal without eating meat? We ran into the same criticism when we chose a vegetarian caterer for our wedding. Trust me, you won't die from going one meal without putting a hunk of dead animal in your mouth. And the "Just scrape it off," or "You can eat a salad/baked potato/some other side item," response gets old from the vegetarian/vegan perspective. People who are not vegetarian just don't understand what it's like to be told (by their own family, in this case) that you're not important enough to deserve having actual entrees to pick from.
yummcookie 0
I'd agree completely if it wasn't a Christmas dinner. If the post was about any other family meal it would be like "so what?" I'm veggie and I wouldn't expect everyone else to go without, I'd just like to be accommodated for.
thewife5 19
I agree yummy.. It is Christmas dinner
Callyn 47
Well, it's Christmas dinner. It's about being together with your family, not what you eat. My family never had a set Christmas dinner what does having vegetarian food ruin?
itsme3623 6
^THIS.
CeeCee_fml 16
If you have special food needs then you need to bring or make your own dish. Period. No one should have to "accommodate" for you. That's just like saying because one person is on a diet then we can't have any pies or cakes at Christmas dinner. There is nothing more annoying than having to cook on pens and needles because of an over zealous vegetarian/vegan.
katt_is_here 24
Ceecee got it in one. Seriously, if you are a vegetarian, ******* good for you. If it makes you feel like a better person for not eating animals then fine. Enjoy your non-meat food and your vitamin B deficiency. Just don't shove your pretentious belief system on others.
ember95 1
Not all vegetarians have vitamin deficiencies. It's not a legend you really can have a healthy lifestyle on a vegetarian diet.
katt_is_here 24
If you have to fortify your fake meat foods with B12, it was clearly a problem at some point. Also, a few scientists are actually voicing fears about soy's safety. Some are worried about reproductive problems. Last year, researchers at the National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences (NIEHS) found that mice given genistein right after birth developed irregular reproductive cycles and problems with ovulation and fertility. This year, they reported that genistein disrupted the development of ovaries. And this is just the tip of the iceberg. There are a lot more studies about how vegetarianism is not as healthy as some think. So, I'll stick with eating meat, thanks.
ember95 1
Idk if you've ever thought but a mouse isn't a human. And large quantities of geinstein is also found in many other plants, including coffee and fava beans. And people still guzzler Starbucks every day.
Rorix 6
"Honestly, how hard is it to go one meal without eating meat? We ran into the same criticism when we chose a vegetarian caterer for our wedding." "People who are not vegetarian just don't understand what it's like to be told (by their own family, in this case) that you're not important enough to deserve having actual entrees to pick from." I think the guests at your wedding understand completely.
katt_is_here 24
TL;DC version (as in too long; didn't comprehend) Meat is natural. It has what you need in it. That's my point. Like I said, if you want to be a vegetarian, do it. Be proud. Rock that shit. Just know that when you shove it in other people's faces, it sucks. I'm done.
edroux 2
I won't say that Tofurkey tastes like turkey, but I actually think it's pretty tasty in its own right. I roast mine with veggies and use the basting sauce to make myself some gravy.
perdix 31
What? No roast beast? Tofurkey rocks! You could probably afford a slimming veggie meal after slamming all the fruitcake, ya pig! Show up wearing leather pants and a fur coat.
whitey53 5
**** that...sorry op
ohhhsnapple 14
Seriously? Not an FML. Get over yourself.
yummcookie 0
As a veggie I'd normally say that's fine, but I guess turkey and whatnot is the centrepiece of a Christmas dinner so it's unfair on everyone else. I don't see why she can't have all the vegetables, something instead of turkey and some veggie gravy while you all have meat.
moros1388 4
Its not fine. Op is being forced into a lifestyle they'd rather not be into.
Dojan 16
So?
ember95 1
My family has a vegetarian holiday meal for every holiday since my sisters a vegetarian. You can have exactly the same foods as a regular holiday meal. Worthington brand makes soy turkey and ham logs. They taste almost exactly like the real thing. And no they aren't tofurkey.
reaxion 25
So, you're saying we should eat poor meat substitutes that have been flavoured to taste like the meat we shouldn't eat?
ember95 1
No, but for those people that must have something that tastes like a dead animal they offer a good alternative. Plus the health benefits it has
katt_is_here 24
You can OD on soybeans. Did you know that? I bet they don't teach that in the Vegan Academy.
ember95 1
To bad I'm not a vegan. But id rather id on soybeans than die of a heart attack from a hamburger.
katt_is_here 24
Um...really? Either way you are dead. Personally, I would rather die after eating a delicious cheeseburger than some sort of fru-fru soybean salad causing me to shit myself to death. But, to each their own.
ember95 1
katt_is_here, What the hell do you have against soybeans?
DelphiCat 17
I second that question! red meat causes cancer but that doesn't seem to bother you! P.s soya beans are NOT the only vegan form of protein, there is protein in EVERY type of bean, and in lentils (which are always at least 30% protein), and Maize also contains measurable amounts (popcorn kernels are 13.7% protein) so its EASY to get all your protein without even thinking about it (an adult female, depending on size and health, only needs between 23 and 46g a day). Your assumption that all vegans eat is soya beans is ridiculous.
katt_is_here 24
Soybeans raped my family. Not really, but there is emerging research that shows it isn't as healthy as once thought. And I didn't say that all veggie heads eat it, but it is a staple in most vegetarian diets. Either way, if I had to chose fake meat or real, I'm going real every time.
DelphiCat 17
Its really not though. As a vegetarian, i haven't eaten anything made of soya in a month, i had a fake burger earlier that was made of Quorn, which isn't soya, but past that i haven't had fake meat in ages. Two of my flatmates, one veggie and one not, use quorn mince instead of meat because its cheaper/healthier/cooks faster, and my old vegetarian flatmate doesn't eat fake meat at all, soya or non soya, as i know a lot of vegetarians dont. There are people who love Chinese food who regularly eat more soya (in tofu) than any vegetarian i know, so maybe start a campaign against takeaways? And even if we did eat a lot of soya beans, from a health point of view red meat will kill you first, or you know, heavy metal poisoning from fish, or any number of conditions caused by too much protein. Not to mention the money we save. Seriously.
leadman1989 16
Next thing you'll tell me there will be no drunken relatives trying to fight each other.
Courtney_Sanders 6
Maybe you could make some vegetarian meals and some normal ones too. That's very selfish of her to force her ways onto the rest of your family like that, especially on Christmas!