Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I took a pretty nasty fall on the ice and made noises similar to the ones my dad makes when he's in pain. I am officially becoming old. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Today, after spending the past four days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law patted my head and said, "I'll go get some salt." FML
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pepetto 0
you couldve atleast glanced at him! People usually yell for a reason.
Mandy_fml 0
That's sad, your poor dad :(
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Comments (179)
jessxoxo28 5
aw poor guy :( i hope ur dad feels better. and i hope u feel like shit for not helping
The15Alex15 0
daz funny lol he must of been really mad at u 4 dat lol
nathan0816 0
nigga its not fml its fhl meaning f*** his life cuz that shyt didnt happen to u.. it happened to him
fukcre 0
Well, you're a pretty terrible person.
BlueTwist89 0
Wow, YDI. Usually you can tell the difference between ranting/bitching and a plea for help. Btw, karma is a bitch. Hope you don't end up in that situation ><.
rosea888 0
oooooo people think ur stupid and an idiot now..... haha
Ashle1gh 14
If you can't distinguish the difference between a yell out of anger and of pain, you obviously need some sort of help. By the way instead of turning the volume on your iPod up and walking away, I strongly suggest you listen to their point of view, there are always two sides to a story, and you need to realise that you're not always going to be correct.
bulll_crap 0
u don't disurve it ur dad does for yelling
Nic_hole 0
lmao at number 9!!! haha
Autosaver 15
I was going to do the life alert joke. :p