Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the coworker I've had a crush on for the past few months asked me if I was busy Friday night. I was so excited, I immediately replied, "I thought you'd never ask!" He gave me a funny look and said, "Good, because I need you to take my shift." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, the cute coworker who's been flirting with me drove me home. While I was contemplating asking him to kiss me, he politely told me to, "Please get out, I promised my girlfriend I'd pick her up." FML
Today, I covered for my friend at work because he said he was having car troubles and was going to be late. Two hours into the shift, I got a call from my roommate asking why my girlfriend had moved out. Turns out, I'd covered my friend's shift so he could help my girlfriend move out behind my back. FML
Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML
Today, due to a misunderstanding, I unintentionally agreed to have a dinner date with a co-worker. He's ten years older than me. Not only do I have to find a way to reject him, but I have to work with him on weekends. The worst part is, he's the first guy to ask me out in ages. FML
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amerwin 3
You've been had! Tell the same coworker, within earshot of your crush, that you don't plan on showing up for his shift.
Steplo 5
then you don't plan on showing up for his shift.
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Comments (97)
underpaid011 0
what an asshole!! next time you feel sick, go to his desk and sneeze on everything!! office biological warfare rules. oh yea, try to back out of the trade too.
varkey 7
then don't cover his shift. simple
shuzuko 2
Cover the shift, obviously- you could get in trouble otherwise, and you'll be making some extra cash anyway. As for the "date", go out and have fun with friends or something, and the next time you see him, tell him you're sorry for "forgetting" about it. Then proceed to tell him what an awesome time you had. He'll be hurt or jealous, and then probably try to get you to go out with him again- of course, this time, you can either go out and enjoy yourself on his tab, or you can tell him you're not really interested (which you shouldn't be, at this point- he's an asshole!)
Olay_JnAY 0
you should have kicked him in the peter infront of all his lil gay friends. boys are lameee
iCreep 0
it's alright if he's that much of a jerk.. he's not worth your time. PEACE&LOVE
TehLazyBoy 0
He's a jerk, jerk, jerk... (new boyz)
kikibisweet 0
I hope you didnt still cover his shift!
CandeeCane 0
the hell... don't show up for his shift
megannnchristine_fml 0
wow thats sucks :/
carlokes 0
what an asshole :(