an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Told you so
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
logansowow
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
monogamous
Australia
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
itsnotyouitsher
Wahroonga, Australia
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Anonymous
Time to move on
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
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Tripartita 45
So they have the same taste in women as you, and they have the same taste (or lack thereof) in men as each other. What fun!
brownwolf023 3
FYL OP. Must be a horrible feeling. at least the woman you once loved and the woman you love now found true love with each other.
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Comments (85)
Chazzster 32
So, are you George Constanza? (Seinfeld TV show reference)
Freedom_Fries 2
I was thinking Ross from Friends
tenors_chicka 4
And that's why they never wanted to do a Friends reunion.
thearronaut 10
Honestly, I'm happier for them than I am sad for you op :)
TheNewGuy03 29
How?!
cootiequeen4444 11
wtf? that is pretty cold, man. the smilie at the end makes a few degrees chillier too. when some tells you their spouse left them. you don't go well I'm happier that your spouse left you for someone else than I'm sad your arse got dumped. keep the happiness to yourself in these instances.
PrincessShiraz 11
what is wrong with you
jcash52426 5
Sound like your have such bad luck with women, you might need to switch to men
TanteTine 5
Hä?
lemonlaide 9
Or maybe they are all lesbians. Maybe there's no man in the picture at all. That would make for easier understanding
fuzzy1474 5
Was my first thought as well, but the OP's name is "an unlucky man"
Limeila 10
OP nickname is "unlucky man" so...
DoomedGemini 38
I don't see why it's hard to understand either way. It's not just gay or straight, I know more bisexuals than gay people.
ApparentlyNotEno 28
Methinks you have a type, OP. You have my condolences, though. I'm sorry for you. :-(
species4872 20
well that's a problem
unluckykat 5
thats amazing. yasss
acmariner99 25
Ouch ... What are the odds?