an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Told you so
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
logansowow
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
monogamous
Australia
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
itsnotyouitsher
Wahroonga, Australia
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Anonymous
Time to move on
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
So they have the same taste in women as you, and they have the same taste (or lack thereof) in men as each other. What fun!
brownwolf023 3
FYL OP. Must be a horrible feeling. at least the woman you once loved and the woman you love now found true love with each other.
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Comments (85)
saravosis 6
so smooth you turned 2 women gay
NotchaHue 8
I can't be the only one who thought of Ross Geller
lonebannana 1
Hopefully they don't talk about you...
vde_fml 15
Sorry mate! It does make a very nice life story though. :) good luck next time
ffomixam 2
Ross Geller's biggest nightmare
ATPR_4 9
Better keep your eyes on your 3rd wife or your future ex wife might get her fingers into That one.
hadim 10
am I the only one reminded of ross from friends? but yeah, sorry man
YouDoDeserveIt 4
So you single handedly turned not one but two straight women into lesbians? That's a pretty neat superpower.
charger98 4
are you Ross from friends?