Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
Today, my boss asked me if he could pay me in gum. Thinking he was playing around, I agreed. He wasn't playing around. FML
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, I discovered that as thanks for my successful efforts to increase my company's monthly revenue, my dumbass of a boss has been awarded a pay bonus. He's wasted no time telling everyone about the sports car he's planning to buy with it. FML
Today, everyone at the office was finally presented with the bonuses our boss had promised to pay us by the end of last year. Turns out he was never authorized to promise any such thing, so he ended up just giving us signed "thank you" letters instead. FML
Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML
Today, I found out that I accidentally returned a customer her $147 check she had written out to pay for her groceries and receive cash back. The lady got free groceries and money, and I'm now losing my job. FML
Today, after two weeks of living on plain pasta, I finally got my paycheck and was excited that I'd get real food, and ride the subway instead of exhausting my malnourished body with the two-hour walk to work. My surname was misspelt on the check; the bank is holding it for ten days. FML
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Top comments
Idonebeenhad 17
How'd it taste?
mattmadden 0
A brain...
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Comments (192)
meredithxjane 0
lol! that's too funny. I needed that laugh thanks
DeLpHe3zY 7
youre welcome
eminemchick 19
how much did he give you?;)
DaM_iM_sO_nY 2
your rich b!(;:/...... you can sue him for harassment .....unless you Sucked him off
chuck1986 0
That's technically work place sexual harassment
sylverdrag_fml 9
Right. In fact, you could go see him and mention this detail just in passing, and get another check out of him, with a premium. Alternatively, a good right hook in the ribs should do very nicely, but seeing that you didn't, you probably don't have the guts.
iltoudemone 0
lol I'm so gonna do that now to someone
sylverdrag_fml 9
Just make sure it's not me, otherwise you will have to eat through a straw
mismonroe 0
Ummm... About that 200 you owe me, OP.
samikay23 0
omg that is so funny!
minnymouse20 13
my mom said it's better to swallow.
Miss_Kristen 10
Who else checked Minnymouse's profile? :)
shonda89 0
lol
Lehk 9
file a complaint with HR