Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Crystal_Nicole
Wichita, United States
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
Brody89
Vancouver, United States
Sorry Mr Whiskers
Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML
Sorry kitty
Sorry little buddy
Today, my cat sat on me, 30 minutes before I had to go to work. When I picked him up almost immediately after he got comfortable so I could get ready, he looked and sounded absolutely crushed. FML
CatLady
Canada
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Anonymous
Tulsa, United States
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
PityKitty
Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML
Anonymous
Obey, human
Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML
Lifes_a_bust
United States
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
He's special
United States
Needy smol bean baby
Today, my cat keeps walking into my room and screaming at me to pay attention to him. When I try to do so, he moves away. Then he yells at me from a distance. I don't wanna play this game. FML
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louiserosen 4
Well that was a new one
MrSassypants 34
#26 I'm pretty sure the restaurant Red Lobster isn't a fish either.
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Comments (127)
ChapulinColorado 2
Smart kitty
rightspark 7
Time to get a dog its mans best friend
titibug823 11
Its a cat... they all do weird things. Don't take it personally.
mfischer 17
31 - Why were you so sass-- Ah. Right.
berryblizzard 11
Cats are assholes anyways.
fordneagles 34
Well duh, it's a CAT. Get over it mate, it's not all about you.
TurtleHabitat 0
Should of gotten a turtle
BusinessTurtle 8
I concur
Evilpirate 10
How would you know?
DRush_fml 12
This is why cats are douches!
Attica 20
Rejected :( well, get out the catnip or the shake the Temptations bag and he'll change his mind. Cats can be jerks sometimes, but we love them anyway.