Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
Soon.
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
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ReptarSwag 4
hairball
picklezz123 5
hamster mustve been like: if I'm going down, you're coming with me!
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bannedforlife 0
OP, reading your FML made me want hug my hamster. [......,,,,]
Hazelino 25
the combination of those pets is just lethal, if you ever want to buy new ones, choose wisely: a cat OR a hamster. Not both.
TheIllusionist 0
I have a cat and a bird :o
omgcookeys 15
You are what you eat, and in this case, the cat is dead. RIP hamster & cat
cheeseywesle 0
that happens to my cat except the teeth ****** it up. :(
Skorne 5
How often does this happen to your cat? It obviously hasn't been 9 times yet.
Mipz 2
Ever heard of a typo?
halofan48 0
No
nubx 0
Not gonna lie, that made me laugh just a tiny bit.
12em12 1
I love cats! :'(
duckman9 55
lol.. you should totally hook up with the cat-lover lady who posted that clip for eharmony a couple months ago!
MellieSIU 16
I think it's a shame that you had the hamster running around loose and the cat running around loose at the same time. I have a gerbil and three cats. The gerbil is very tame and likes to run around loose. I let him because he comes to me when I call him BUT the cats are NEVER loose at the same time, I usually only let him run around when the cats are sleeping in the bedroom. I just shut the door to the bedroom while they nap and let him have his fun in the living room.
KrazyLove56 4
that's so so sad! FYL
AresRyujin 1
I think its time for a new hamster... and a new cat while your at it...
Skorne 5
What a catastrophe
Madrias 36
I see what you did there...