Today, my car window got smashed, because someone somehow confused the doll my daughter always leaves strapped into a carseat for an actual kid. It's a cabbage patch kid. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Good samaritan
Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML
Glassed
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I was mowing my yard when I hit a small rock, which hit my shed. I got done mowing and realized that it wasn't a small rock, it was my son's toy plyers and it wasn't my shed, it was my car window, which had shattered on impact. FML
Road hazard
Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML
Today, a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking I'd hit someone, I jumped out. Turns out it was a doll. The "woman" was a 14-year-old girl, claiming, "I did it for the Vine!" FML
Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
Vandals!
Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML
Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
Confess!
Today, I woke up and saw my new car was gone and my son seemed very shifty. When I questioned him with the cops, he admitted to taking it for a joyride and "leaving it" behind a derelict mall. We drove over. It was wrapped around a light post, completely destroyed. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
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LarissaAllen 10
The doll doesn't care if it's hot...
jw90 18
From a distance it might be easy to confuse a doll for a child. But once they got up close I'd think they could distinguish.
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Comments (152)
Boardacon 5
Cabbage patch kids are creepy. Up close they look nothing like a child. FYL
annie_nk 23
They look like ugly pincushions with soulless black eyes. Even as a little girl, I thought they were scary.
NicaLovesDisney 17
A friend of mine had something similar happen with one of those animal toys that move around. I'm sorry about your bad luck OP, I hope the window was covered by insurance.
lb0812 18
I would have loved to see their reaction once they realized their failed rescue mission.
stoufer12 6
At least they cared enough if it was indeed a child
JoseIsAdork 31
yes, that is at least a very good thing
Rozza17 29
But then, smashing a window with a young child sitting in the car wouldn't end good. The child could get hit by the glass and they would probably become very scared. There's other ways to handle this situation.
stargirl8 4
The doll was in a car seat? That's weird. I can see how someone might have thought it was a baby, especially if your windows are tinted.
ksks1234 33
If the windows were tinted, they would not be able to see in. Unless they were purposely peering in.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Also, Cabbage Patch kids look absolutely nothing like real babies. Kind of hard to see how one could mistake it as such.
Dreamcatcher1229 17
A lot of little kids like to leave dolls in car seats, strap then in with seatbelts, have them at the dinner table, etc. So it's really not the OP's fault that the doll was there in the first place. I can see how a person could glance at the car, see a doll and make the assumption that it's a child, especially comsidering the asshats that'd do that to an actual child, but a double-take and a closer look should have cleared that up. Especially considering that Cabbage Patch Kids have a very distinct look about them. Sorry some dumbass tried to be a hero, OP. this is a good lesson in being observant.
sweetie8951 8
that was exactly what I was thinking about if your windows r tinted its hard to tell what's real and wat isn't yes cabbage patch kids look different from a real child but at least this person was trying to do the right thing!
JoseIsAdork 31
I wonder what would have been the outcome had it been a furby strapped in the car seat...
Little4Bear 10
Possibly an assumption that it was a bunny. A very awkward looking bunny.
NoFlippinWai 24
"I was just trying to save your ratbunny thing. it was a doll. but I took your stereo as payment."
Calingaladha 21
It toyed with someone's thoughts.
Seaneration 5
I've seen uglier children. maybe the 'hero' was the one with heatstroke, not the baby!
Seaneration 5
Well actually, you live in Canada, it can't be that hot or cold up there right now, so unless you live in the ghetto, what's the harm in leaving a kid out there for a few minutes? Not that I'm condoning being a horrible parent, but they obviously didn't look close enough to see if the kid was suffering or if the parent was coming back, so would it have really been justifiable if there had been a kid in there?
kingdomgirl94 29
are you retarded? you know Canada has fairly similar weather to the USA in most of the places that are populated right? We have reached easily 40C, aka 104F in the summer. Heat this time of year is common too. ffs the temp doesn't drop 50 degrees when you cross the boarder.
mansen 15
I live in Canada. Today the temperature was 33C. Two days ago it was 36C. in the winter it can get to -40C then add in the wind chill factor. So I guess the heat of over 30C we have had for the last couple weeks isn't THAT hot by your standards? Or our winters? Where do you get your information from? At least you don't think all Canadians live in igloos, I guess we can at least be thankful for that...
mansen 15
And well shit! You mean I have had my ac running for the past few weeks because I have been imagining this heat??? I am going to have a tough time explaining the electricity bill this month...
ksks1234 33
Are you serious? The temp doesn't automatically drop as soon as you cross the border? But, but, but...what about moose and flannel shirts and those furry flap hats and hockey everywhere? IT ALL CANNOT BE LIES!!
TrinityisLife 22
A child suffering from heat stroke would look like they're sleeping. You would not be able to tell if they are suffering or not.
SweetasCandy0609 28
#30 what in the crap is wrong with you?! Look up how long it takes for a child to die after being left alone in the car, it only takes a few minutes I can't believe you said that.
ImpracticalJoekr 9
I hope you never breed.
queerdragon 20
I live in California, today it was 70 degrees. My car was 90 inside. Cars are made of metal and get to be up to 20 degrees hotter than the temp outside. That is why only a stupid person would leave their child in the car for "just a moment."
NoFlippinWai 24
Please, Canadians, do not judge all the Americans by this stupid asshat. It is never ok the leave a child in a car. unless they deserve it (jk) or have the common sense and ability to leave if they become uncomfortable (probably like 15 and up).
Sweet_Meli 11
Kids put their dolls in cars seats all the time , it's like their baby ;p but I mean , come on they didn't notice that it was a doll after standing so close to the car? There's a distinct difference between a cabbage Patch doll and a actual baby :/ especially since I'm assuming the car seat is a little big for a baby considering the fact that your daughter can strap the doll in by herself. Sorry you now have broken window op, that is very unfortunate :(
samdab 11
At least they cared and thought that they were doing the right thing, did they offer to pay for the damage tho?