Today, my car window got smashed, because someone somehow confused the doll my daughter always leaves strapped into a carseat for an actual kid. It's a cabbage patch kid. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I was mowing my yard when I hit a small rock, which hit my shed. I got done mowing and realized that it wasn't a small rock, it was my son's toy plyers and it wasn't my shed, it was my car window, which had shattered on impact. FML
Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML
Today, a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking I'd hit someone, I jumped out. Turns out it was a doll. The "woman" was a 14-year-old girl, claiming, "I did it for the Vine!" FML
Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML
Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
Today, I woke up and saw my new car was gone and my son seemed very shifty. When I questioned him with the cops, he admitted to taking it for a joyride and "leaving it" behind a derelict mall. We drove over. It was wrapped around a light post, completely destroyed. FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
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LarissaAllen 10
The doll doesn't care if it's hot...
jw90 18
From a distance it might be easy to confuse a doll for a child. But once they got up close I'd think they could distinguish.
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Comments (152)
JoseIsAdork 31
it would seem as they got closer they would have been able to tell that it wasn't in fact a child but just a doll? hope that you won't be the one paying for the smashed window for the rescue of a cabbage patch kid...
LegolasPrincess 10
It was a mistake, a very misguided mistake. The person should of inspected a bit before they took matters into their own hands.
TogeBara 12
Sue for damages
MattInThe253 3
weird
SkyBlueCloud 21
After looking at the dolls online, it is safe to say that in the back seat of a tinted vehicles,strapped in a car seat that doll could quite possibly look like an infant/child.
NoFlippinWai 24
no. they are hideous (sp). unblinking eyes. wide black eyes. and a smile with dimples only a cabbage could love. they are cuddley though
hellphone_fml 37
A toddler died around here from heatstroke and no one did anything about it (parents went uncharged) but then you have people who overreact to a doll
BFons 19
At least the doll isn't going to die of heat exposure.
Pancakes017 19
I'm so glad people are using their education.
benmec 18
You don't have to lie OP. It's not really your daughter that leaves the cabbage patch doll in the car seat is it? Just admit its you already... Lol
TrinityisLife 22
Considering a fucktard of a mother DID leave her infant in her car with the windows up and air off in 93 degree heat today while "she ran into the store for a minute", I can understand the person's panic and busting the window, especially if the doll was at an odd angle or covered with a blanket. Had the moron that did that to her child today not pulled off when she realized police were en route, I'd be in jail......... Sorry, OP, but I'm on the fence. You kinda deserved it and you kinda didn't. You should explain to your daughter why the doll in the car seat isn't a good thing when you're not in the car and the person breaking the window should've looked closer.
starile 20
... Are you saying you're the person that left her child in the car in the 93 degree heat? Takes a lot to admit that, OP. Hope you learned your lesson and that the child never has to suffer from your "fucktard"-ness again. Second chances rarely are given in life.
TrinityisLife 22
It was a store customer that did it. I'm no where near stupid enough to leave my kids out there like that. The reason I said I'd probably be in jail is because had not that dumbass been racing out of the parking lot when she found out the police were in route, I probably would have beat the hell out her.