Thomas
United States
Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML
mala_19
Burea, Sweden
Asshole design
Today, I had to drive through a parking lot that they fucked up so bad that you have to put your car in reverse to go around it. I have to go there 6 times a week. FML
Tuture
Paris, France
Today, a learner driver was practicing maneuvers in the parking lot at work. This happens a lot, and my colleagues and I usually have fun watching and laughing. It was all fun and games as usual, until the learner crashed into my car. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that my 12 year-old daughter had to get in the driver's seat to order from the drive-thru. FML
Anonymous
Humble, United States
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
socargone
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Anonymous
Depew, United States
Let me out!
Today, I parked my car in the company lot and walked down the street to a mandatory company training. While I was at the training, everyone back at the office decided to leave early and locked the company lot. My car is now stuck there for the night and I'm walking home. FML
Anonymous
Late stage capitalism
Today, my wife’s business has failed in its first year. She blames the government, despite me telling her no one is going to work for her when she only offers minimum wage, one week unpaid vacation, two months maternity and one week paternity, no overtime rates, and a pay-to-use staff car park. FML
badDriver
United States
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
not the cook
Wernersville, United States
Today, I found out that my restaurant's food is so bad that the only reason some people visit is because they're punishing their kids. FML
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jworret 0
Be like the old man with the shotgun protecting his lawn! It's still private property! And iv heard shooting small children is quite a fun pass-time.
laurbear12 3
I think you missed the point..
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grannygruber 6
My kids learned to drive on the backroads of Kentucky and Missouri, much more fun than a parking lot!
dumboears 8
Even in drivers ed they teach you a couple of lessons in the parking lot.
Brendi95 0
You can charge those parents per hour for using the parking lot? At least you earn money! (:
dylanmurre 4
I never learned how to drive. I just knew how to drive.
deadxmau5 6
Why does it seem like half the responses are a bunch of idiots. Sorry op running a business is risky, maybe half the kids on this will realize one day how hard the real world is. For the idiots, no buisness = no money = can't pay bills
moomoomeow2 7
Wow! I hope that'll bring more business...
RainbowSprinklez 7
Dude.... no offense but you may wanna get a new job. :/
bubo_fml 11
Be entrepreneurial & charge the fukkas for using your lot!
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AdriTheCutie 0
badly? yu mean bad? lol.
blair_x 12
No. OP meant badly. OP was using it as an adjective to describe how his business was doing. "My business is doing bad." is grammatically incorrect, because "bad" isn't conjugated correctly. I hear it all the time and it drives me nuts.
deadxmau5 6
75 I love proper grammar nazis lol you give grammar nazis of the world a good name