Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
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Top comments
voodoocheese 0
surely you were wearing one at the time?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
The boys will be ecstatic. :]
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mcintosh123 15
Depends on the size
instantmusic 4
I'm sure you'll find a way to cobble one together...breast size depending. But ack! FYL, them things can get expensive.
chickenfriedCG 0
Duck Tape!!!!
ConradKay 13
*DUCT. As in, air duct. Not duck.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
You can say Duck or Duct tape because of Duck Brand Duct tape. The same way some people will say Kleenex for every type of tissue.
starwind3438 9
Make sure the shirts you wear are white. XD
ajohnson1095 0
dick
s3xymoma 1
y the hell u let him in your room
bitchy777 0
Really? You must not have any brothers, they can be sneaky little f*uckers. There is no "letting them" they just do whatever they feel like, especially when it involves getting even with you for something.
s3xymoma 1
your right I dont
s3xymoma 1
y'all ppl are such hatter's
4XxXo_OxXx4 0
I am a hater, not a hatter, actually; Learn how to use semicolons or GTFO.
4XxXo_OxXx4 0
lol, I only wrote semicolons because I used one ;P I meant apostrophe. fail troll is a fail
angeluscado 15
Are they mad hatters? Or just regular hatters?
RapeWhistle 0
Oh snap !
RolaBola44 0
Damn you people are some bitches for trippin over something that small. She misspelled one word damn no one is perfect.
twinkietarget 0
yeah, siblings are hard to keep out whether you let them in or not. Mine have even learned how to pick my lock with their fingernails.
tittymagic 0
Rape whistle, I AM FROM ZIMBABWE TOO
s3xymoma 1
thank you
jackthehoseless 2
Why, thank you. I've always wanted to be the Mad Hatter at halloween. xD
paigeorpage123 0
duct tape the remains of your bra to you if you're desperate.
ItsAllBeenDone 0
or duct tape your boobs.
spartanfan68 0
this a joke of being serious
leeshxx 3
just do a gaga and use police tape
skidoo800HO 2
Duct tape really does fix anything
ChristineAnn58 8
That shit would hurt wtf you'd never get them untapped!
Catria 0
wear a bathing suit >_>
jupiter80 0
that always works
CrazyGirl445 4
I do that if I can't find a bra lol
baseball6917 8
lucky guys at school this week. haha
dmb208 4
she may not have boobs
TuckertotheMax 1
then why have bras?
wordoron 1
to have lunch money pockets and a cellphone holder duh!
marinaim 17
Wear a bandage if ya have ta! Just don't go commando, especially if it's gunna rain!
ItsAllBeenDone 0
why didn't anybody tell me this earlier in life? I thought it was a god idea to go commando when it rained?? haha
im_awsome 2
your brother is an idiot. but just wear 2 shirts & a sweater for now.
jadee000 0
wear baggy shirts or a sweatshirt