Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
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voodoocheese 0
surely you were wearing one at the time?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
The boys will be ecstatic. :]
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Mirorbo 27
What on earth could your Mother be doing that she can't do a quick run to the store and pick up some garments for you?! Assuming you know your size and don't care for how they look, it should take 10 minutes in the store at the absolute maximum, unless there's a long line! Unless it's a money-issue, then I retract my statement.... Darling...PLEASE tell me your brother got some sort of punishment for this. I hate it when I see things like this and no punishment is delivered. It's just another sick sign of favoritism.
Norwegian_Wood 4
Mirorbo, unfortunately not everyone is that easy to shop for bras for. Between brands and the style, one could range a bit in size. And depending on shape too, some can just be damn uncomfortable. OP, FYL. I'd be so pissed. Try a swimsuit or cami, and I hope you don't have PE class...
azurewave 6
44- pokemon win
meg238f 0
That is irrelevant. This is somewhat of an emergency, they could at least get a sports bra or something similar.
boatkicker 5
Also, OP might be an unusual size that is hard to find. If OP is lucky and is a 34-40 B-D than YAY! If OP is on a band size or cup size outside those ranges than it's not all that simple.
NicolaDevoy 0
brothers are demons ! aw just get the **** out for the lads :L ha
BofaDeesNuts 0
lol
ant1078 7
stay home for three days!
Kitty_kat1 0
Did you accuse your brother of pervertedly wanting you to be bra-less? and about how creepy it was that we went through all of your bras? or did you at least punch him? what about the one you were wearing when he did this?
sephoraprincess 7
maybe wear lots of layers of tank tops??
imcheerish 0
just staple the bra back together
Norwegian_Wood 4
Staples...? Ouch.
HahaYDI 0
Hold them up with your hands all day.
beansprouts 6
tank top with a shelf bra?
satanstolemysock 11
That's what safety pins are for.
chevyboy1122 9
DUCT TAPE fixes everything u know lol
KkoolAid 0
WTH!