Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
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Top comments
voodoocheese 0
surely you were wearing one at the time?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
The boys will be ecstatic. :]
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Comments (559)
Meg1Surf2Blonde3 0
get ready for some stalker ;)
ambby 2
swimmers?
bjohnst12 0
I wish I went to ur school
drew0001 0
i do too
Barney_Rubble_75 0
wear the tightest school dress or single-layer top that you've got. Won't solve your problem, but the guys will love it.
touchmydong 0
pfahaha
ilyholt 7
cut all their underwear
Angel1000168 16
guys dont mind going freeballing... My 3 bros do all the time -shudder-
kinga08 0
What about the bra you were wearing when he destroyed all your others? Or were you unfortunately showering when he did this? That stinks, hopefully your nipples won't show too much. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Try to sew them back together if at all possible!
lovelove24 1
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" Yea, I believe that's the real saying.
meggieh815 0
oh.
hateu2 2
When life gives you lemons, you still need sugar and water to make a goddamned lemonade.
Hisbabyforever 0
Start sewing?
skadoosh52 0
shudda cutt his balls off lmao
ohcrap007 1
ouch...
dabowlingman 14
you can't borrow anybody else's bra's? why? do u have like to big or too small of a size? what is ur bra size?
Riemurasia 0
Do you even understand how boobs work?! xD
xtacticalswarmx 0
nope, don't think he does. Boobs make good pillows though ^^
dontbjello 1
what is your size?? gonna offer her your bra??
PDeffinP 0
That was a sneaky way to ask her what her bra size is Funny shit.
dabowlingman 14
my gosh did anybody actually understand my comment???!!! Im asking cuz I guess her friends bra's are either too big or too small. I guess she doesn't have an average size, cuz she can't borrow 1 of her friends bras
ajohnson1095 0
I understand Wat u mean
DaveDave7 3
free boob it