Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
I miss you
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
My gift is my song and this one's for you
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
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bizarre_ftw 22
*smiling, smiling, questioning, frowning, punching...*
ICATiger 13
Still a better love story then twilight i'd say.
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Comments (82)
Kuroneko91 3
I'm so sorry. At least he broke up with you face to face instead of texting or inventing a stupid excuse...
DarkSanster 7
Give him so credit though. It's still a pretty awesome way to receive news. Even if it is bad news.
Brittany1200 2
Aww :c I have to admit if someone broke up with me this way it would be awesome lol I love music :P
lowshadows 21
I've seen a FML similar to this.
MrGroovy28 7
I mean break-ups are part of growing up. At least it was informal and direct, rather then via phone or media. I definitely empathize with you. On the other hand that was creative.
SitoXSlayer 0
Was it at least a nice song?
MitchellK 3
At least he did it creatively.
Draugen 16
Boo hoo. Get over it, you big crybaby.
XxUNBROKENxX 7
Genius......
42billybob 5
When it gets right down to it, there's no way to break up with someone without hurting their feelings. The only thing you can do to make it better is to show respect. This shows respect, he put the effort into writing the song.