Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
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nwtngrl820 0
tell him to get allergy medicine then u can have both
swgipe 9
Bravo for keeping your cats! It's nice to see at least one person who won't dump them just because their bf is allergic.
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Person1233 13
He really just expects you to get rid of your beloved pets? People become really attached to pets, so FYL.
sakura10190210 0
your pic is awesomeness
Domonator 16
So is yours, Sakura
tucansam555 3
#568 is an idiot.
PANDALEGIT 8
Yes I agree #40
thinkaboutit5 17
how long did you wait for that opportunity?
BookBeast 0
I think you made the right decision. I've had my cat since before she was weaned (she was an orphaned kitten) and if I had to choose between a man and my cat, I'd choose the cat. She was here first. Also, from the human-human (as opposed to human-animal) standpoint, giving up your beloved pet for the sake of a relationship with a person is probably going to make you resent that person.
steelersfan32 0
Today I woke up feeling terrible due to an allergic reaction from my girlfriends cats. I told her it's either me or the cats. she chose the cats. FML
TexasGerman 0
if her bf is a good guy and she picked the cats she's retarded. just dump the cats and take him. if it doesn't work out, get some more cats. so simple
odexy 12
I don't think it's retarded at all. Clearly the relationship isn't going to work too well if she already needs to hold the resentment of getting rid of her cats towards him. An animal lover should not be in a relationship with a person who can't support it either due to their own animal hatred, or allergies. If I was in a relationship with a man who hates dogs, then I'd end it then and there. I've had dogs my entire life and I love them to death, no man will stop that. There are plenty other fish in the sea, as they say.
amayakitty 0
45- "dump the cats?" go to hell, I hope you never have animals.
mariekentairo 0
Chances are the relationship wouldn't last as long as the one with the cats. He's mean to make you decide so screw him. I love my kitty :3
redneckbabe38618 0
first off that is a bitchy thong to do second I agree with number one and thrid u can't **** a cat...well u could but that's just weird and against the law...so yea count your choices and figure which ones the best for
weeeasel 0
Lol @ everyone saying OP is going to be a crazy cat lady. Anyhow, look past the cats, guys. OP's soon-to-be-ex boyfriend was enough of a douche to make her choose between him and something else, allergies or no. That guy is the one who deserves it.
rustypouch 0
Yeah, he's a selfish jerk to wanting to breath.
NoNameForM3 0
tell him: Get the Meow out of my house
heyfuq 1
**** his life for having such a bitch for a gf. take them fuggin cats to the nearest Chinese restaurant. they'll be well taken are of.