Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
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nwtngrl820 0
tell him to get allergy medicine then u can have both
swgipe 9
Bravo for keeping your cats! It's nice to see at least one person who won't dump them just because their bf is allergic.
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fmlxxreaderx 0
make the cat tell him :) when he's at your doorstep open the door a little bit so he can only see a cat in your hands then pretend to be the cats voice and tell him.. worked for me!xD
Orbdragon 5
I'm sorry; I'm all about keeping the cats and ditching the dude, but that's just weird XD
fmlxxreaderx 0
lol don't worry I was joking :) cat ladies make me laugh. XD
ericliveson 0
Hi future cat lady! :D
DAN7IEL 2
you reallyshould try and find a way to have both of them in ur life, breaking up over something like that is dumb!....
vespero 0
you made the right choice
Ruffydog 0
No, she didnt.
nabo4u 0
ydi for loving cats. those nasty animals stink up a house something fierce. you're well on your way to being a loser 40 something year old with a house full of cat urine and feces. your house is going to smell like a mix of mr clean and excrement. enjoy!
cattack 0
Well SOME people actually train their cats to shit where they're supposed to. There's also a thing called scented litter.
nabo4u 0
hey #128, a little sensitive are we? FYI anyone who chooses a pet over a person with whom they're comfortable enough to share a bed with, has serious issues. so go back to playing with your kitties, little girl. they're probably the only friends you have
nikki908 3
Whatever helps you sleep at night. Why am I suddenly a little girl again? It's been years since someone called me that.
nabo4u 0
why'd I call you a little girl? well I saw the pic you had up before you conveniently changed it. you know what helps me sleep at night? the knowledge that those cute little furballs you love so much are being served for dinner somewhere out there in a third world country
nikki908 3
I changed it because I found this picture amusing. I'm also going to ignore you for now. Considering how you're arguing with a 14 year old girl. A little pathetic, eh?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
nikki: Wait, I'm confused. Do you want to be considered nabo's peer or not?
nikki908 3
I'd rather not. If I did...would I have a bad rep D:?
shaude91 0
dude that's the worst thing ever! ur retarded!
nabo4u 0
the other day I walked into a house that had 6 cats in it. the stench of ammonia and crap was so bad that I threw up a little in my mouth
cptmorgan15 2
ktbird, stop going on this website just to argue with what people have to say.
Ruffydog 0
My dad has horse allergy, and my mum used to have horses. Whenever she came home from a horseback ride, she'd have to take a shower and wash her clothes, before they could even say hello to eachother, or he'd be unable to breathe, and he'd probably have to have been taken to a hospital. MEDICINE OR NO!That's how allergic some people are, so to all you idiots out there, saying she did the right thing, he probably gave her the ultimatum because he liked her a whole deal, or he would have dumped her then and there. And seriously OP, ditching your boyfriend, because your cats are more important? **** your life, seriously.
afallingstar 22
have fun being the cat lady or suggest he look into allergy medication
nabo4u 0
a little sensitive are we? FYI if you choose a pet over a lover you're comfortable enough to share your bed with, you have issues. now run along little girl and play with your kitties. they're probably the only friends you have
msmandy 0
isn't this more of an fml for him not you???