Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
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nwtngrl820 0
tell him to get allergy medicine then u can have both
swgipe 9
Bravo for keeping your cats! It's nice to see at least one person who won't dump them just because their bf is allergic.
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Comments (606)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You're totally stupid. You're choosing cats over your boyfriend...wow you're going to be one of those creepy old women with 50+ cats and they'll be your only companions. Your cats are your babies? I hope you never have kids then. This isn't an FML for you you selfish beotch. I feel sorry for your boyfriend.
GLaDOS8899 14
Let's think about it... OP gives away cats, 1 week later, Boyfriend dumps her, and she is left alone. Didn't think of that did ya?
jasper456 0
wow have a boy friend or die Aline with 20 cats and u choose #2 wow this isn't an fml ur just stupid
AGGoddess 2
This totally depends on how long you've been together. If you guys have only been together for a few weeks, then obviously you did the right thing. But if you guys had been together for longer than a few months, it's an FML for him, not you.
MarkXVII 0
This seems like it would be ur boyfriends FML.
ToNstAAr 8
You can be the lonely old lady who lives with 100 cats. :D
heyfuq 1
**** the moderators
skyeyez9 25
Just find a bf who likes cats. Not that difficult. Lots of guys like animals and wouldn't demand a gf dump their pets.
chocolatemocha 0
Wow you're stupid. Have fun being that cat lady.
Monkey1708 2
The way I see it is if you have your pet they will always be there. They wont make you feel sad or bad about your self. I have a dog that I raised since birth and whenever I'm sad she is right there with me. op isn't stupid she just saved to life that might have been put down.
Freyr_fml 2
Cats > relationship.