Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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Comments (653)
bellalady44 5
Why would you want to get laid by a guy who plays games like that? He must be pretty awesome if ur willing to wait months.
Donniehw 5
I'm sure me and you could work something out >;} if you catch my drift.... Y'know.... So you don't have to worry bout gettin laid for a whole 1-2 months...
Donniehw 5
Can you comment on other peoples comment on other peoples comment? Just thought I'd ask....
Donniehw 5
Wow and I thought I was the only one to mention availability...
maxadams 0
Lol I told my girlfriend that same thing. But not months. That's too long.
chucksonmifeet 0
Same goes with my boy... It's ridiculous !
larryshere 4
I actually put my girlfriend first before gaming, shes even broken my bed while doing it..
Ionlymadethistor 0
Try 8 years, Skyrim never ends. O_O
sickenedwinter86 0
YDI for either A) Hooking up with an idiot or B) Not being more sexually attractive than video games... Spice it up! Do something crazy! I bet he watches ****... Check his browsing history and see what you might be able to do to make it more fun for him.
acid_moose 7
OK, if he doesn't want sex but you do: 1. wait till he's playing WoW. 2. wear some fake elf ears, a childrens toy sword and shield, and a red bikini. 3. other WoW players here, you'll know what i'm getting at here ;) 4. go up to him, and have kinky bloodelf roleplay sex.