Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
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TheWhiteDemon 0
break up? problem solved.
Zebidee 9
I'd break up with him, not because he's cheating, but because he's obviously too stupid to not take a date to the restaurant where his girlfriend works! Who wants to be around someone that dumb?
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Comments (93)
ladybuuggy 0
you mean EX boyfriend. what a douche lord..
Zebidee 9
I'd break up with him, not because he's cheating, but because he's obviously too stupid to not take a date to the restaurant where his girlfriend works! Who wants to be around someone that dumb?
maphineRAWRS 10
so wait haha you wouldn't mind if your girlfriend cheated on you,? the deal breaker is that she was "dumb?" hahahawut?
koldfire 1
i could easily cheat but for someone to not give a shit enough to know where you work or too dumb to remember unless he/she smokes way too much weed...yes that would be half of why I would break up with her. just sayin. lol
Zebidee 9
#52 - bingo. #18 - There are many reasons why I might break up with someone, including being cheated on, but in this case, my number one reason would be that they were galactically stupid, then number two would be that they were cheating. I can tolerate a lot of things in a relationship, but I can't handle people that are dumb as rocks.
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe he didn't think their relationship was exclusive.
Zebidee 9
The trick with non-exclusive relationships is to not mention the other person or people ever, for the same reason you never talk about ex-girlfriends. It's one thing for a girl to be OK with you seeing other people, it's another to rub their faces in it. Even if this was a legitimate date (although the face-falling says otherwise), it'd still be a stupid and thoughtless move.
marknotton 2
How satisfying was it when you used their plates as a spittoon?
kai_li 8
He was never your boyfriend. A boyfriend is someone who knows where you work. He was a guy you were dating and apparently not exclusively. That said it still sucks.
cuddlekitty66 0
Agreed, an I would love a slice of that delicious looking strawberry pie =)
Jimboom 12
Should have put some of your pubes in both of their foods. That way you will always be inside of them. :-P
luvzit 0
lol jackass ... pubes on his face!!!
Snorlax_Snarf 10
WTF?!
stevenmx86 8
You should have called him honey and asked when you were going out again so you could out him to his other chick too..
staynplay 0
he's cheating on you. why would you care that he didn't leave a tip?
hghiPigh 0
because this is clearly a made up fml
EffinAhole 0
32 I would have to agree.
Einstein714 0
I also call bullshit, the dude wouldn't forget where his girlfriend works
toohottiedottie 2
I think you'd be surprised by how stupid people really are. especially cheating men. they don't have the best track record for thinking clearly.
RedPillSucks 33
Because tips are how she makes her money.
sarcdude 3
The point of him not leaving a tip is the "insult to injury" aspect. /explaining the joke
SAgirl 23
Dump him?
bman134 0
you should have said hi babe what are you doing here give him a kiss and when she leave break up with him then he goes from 2 -0
salaamdelroba 0
#26 bman134 FTW!!!!
Shaggy_92 5
holy **** that's messed up