Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
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cndrow 0
You're in bed with someone and they haven't told you they love you? ...
pspnick 0
well at least you didnt have a double bogey, you can still recover(i think you mean boogey, like booger)
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Comments (43)
popoman 0
Well, I was going to tell you that I loved you, but then I saw your bogey. It's ******* disgusting. I can't love someone like that. I can't be with someone like that, who can't take care of her own hygiene. I'm now just using you for sex until I find someone better. I will break up with you soon. You're ******* gross.
TheButler 0
lol i did that to somone once but i was the boy... amy? :P xD
mike101abc 0
Haha ur bf is a ass hole
zombieskater 0
that is so annoying
yuffi 2
why is he talkin bout golf. you have a bogey...that dosen't even make sense!!!
sports_chika 0
what a mood killer! I want to know how she reacted though...
dbao9 0
lol so done that before
my_life13 0
what is a bogey?
constantine91 0
umm a booger.
Nguyenydapooh 5
You should've told him to pick it for you.
fallenangel72 7
How cute