Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML
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proudcookie11 0
seems like someone has some explaining to do
NightmareStalker 0
:( that's when you back hand him
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isallwaysme 27
oh quit complaining. I accidentally called my girlfriend "Mojo" once. that's my dogs name, it was really funny. but also considering I had a really bad concussion a few years ago that really affected my memory.
leafsnacks 11
Oh wow I've done the exact thing before to my girlfriend.. Nothing feels worse than a simple mistake becoming a huge deal!