Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML
Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time. I moved my leg to wrap it around him and accidentally hit his penis. Without thinking, I said, "Sorry little guy!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
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Top comments
knockoutmouse 8
Sounds more like F his life
malheartsnutmeg 20
OP's face probably looked like 5's picture.
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Comments (167)
alival 12
Hey at least u got the ******
lifeisfulloffmls 1
Hahaha man I wish I could do that to my bf and make it look like an accident
nightwolf1997 6
F his life
columbia20 8
F his life, not yours!
foxholeathiest 4
This doesn't deserve a you deserved it or you life sucks. Nothing happen negative to you. You got yours and he got kicked in the fun bag.
ObnoxiousJeans 6
Sorry girl. Wow, that is a fyl. He's gonna be scared of you now. o.o
ObnoxiousJeans 6
Oh wait, he should be happy if he made you kick that hard. Damn.. xD
HighlandShadows 48
Hard to be happy after getting kicked in the crotch.
cartedor 18
How on earth did you manage to kick him in the balls? Assuming his lower body was way below and away from you, are you like 7 feet tall and he was nearly 4 feet tall? Or if its 69, I think you had better chance headbutting his balls, no? What?
dccomics94 12
Yeah I have no clue how this is FYL. He got kicked for being a good bf.
Wehan 8
My wife went to grab my hair and poked me in the eye....i wore safety glasses to bed the next night and she laughed untill she cried.