Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
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amelia_suhayda 22
I think that's kind of sweet.
bonjourhaley 8
I'm sure you mowed into the sunset :)
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Comments (219)
HazelGrace 10
That would be awesome
kennie999 5
at least he tried and it does sound sweet
syed121417 22
I might have low standards, but honestly I would think that's adorable. If my boyfriend came to my lawn with that I would probably break out laughing and ride it with him
alex_jaguara 33
He saw it in a movie and tried it in real life.That's a bald move.
benkubie 2
Least he got a ride!
thegoldenbird 11
At least he was trying!
HammyBear13 8
Maybe its just because I have a redneck side and live in the deep south, but that is actually kind of cute. I think id rather that over a vehicle any day!
qprince09 2
How romantic
adoseofmicki 12
Hey at least you get to date Dr. McDreamy. Don't complain.
sassy2085 16
You should watch 'can't buy me love' not only does it have a younger mcdreamy in it. It will teach you a valuable lesson about love.