Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
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Top comments
jelrid 30
Your boyfriend AND your tire broke up with you the same evening? Damn. That positively sucks OP, but, on the bright side, there's a great opportunity to call up a cute mechanic!
CringePotato 14
Well, I guess while he broke your heart, he broke your car as well. Sorry OP!
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Comments (47)
atomicxsarah 17
Wonder why he told you before the meal. Then it's just awkward while your eating. That just sucks. :/
JKPwnage 27
What the ****. This needs a follow-up.
itsalanis 25
I feel bad for having a slight chuckle at this, but I couldn't help myself.
genshift 8
Now that's a really shit day.
KickAss73 12
A day to forget.
bookwormgoddess 14
Thanks for all the support. It did suck. What I didn't mention was he said I love you right before he broke up with me. I got my food to go and then I had to go back inside to get him to give me a ride home. Super awkward.
ArmyVet1 16
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Catdragon 40
At least he dined you first.