Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
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Top comments
jelrid 30
Your boyfriend AND your tire broke up with you the same evening? Damn. That positively sucks OP, but, on the bright side, there's a great opportunity to call up a cute mechanic!
CringePotato 14
Well, I guess while he broke your heart, he broke your car as well. Sorry OP!
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Comments (47)
PuppiesKisses 19
He couldn't even let you eat your meal first? What a heartless dick.
diego92 13
Best dinner ever, huh?
Kaoticwolf 17
whaoh there no need to be a ass to op even if it was sacastic i bet shes sad and has a lot on here mind
travidebla 8
Why go through the ordeal at a restaurant? Afraid you'd put up a scene?
LenUrban 14
did u cheat on him tho or does he think u did
corky1992 33
Why is that relevant?
gracehi 33
Now if your dog would just run away you'd be living in a country song.
corky1992 33
I'll never understand why some people choose to humiliate the other by breaking up with them at a restaurant. I'm sorry. Hang in there.
interesting33 37
I don't understand why he did it after you had ordered the food though, I mean who was gonna pay for that?
abhig 14
Well its ok.. I think the flat tire would have been more painful !!
1991stealth 21
Was he at least nice enough to put the spare on for you?
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
it's like the breakup scene from Legally Blond. Sorry OP, breaking up in a public place at what's supposed to be a nice occasion is a really shitty thing to do.