Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
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Jen_J_the_J 0
if u dont want ur boyfriend, who has a great sense of humor, can i have him?
sharon_ellj 0
Hahaha eating burgers... With STYLE! x)
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Comments (234)
firecopy 6
Did he give you an extra large frie afterwards?
Cenicxah 4
I myself dont see what the problem is, it sounds kinda fun and you should want to dress your best wherever you go with him :P
Sweetest_Sin92 0
lmfaooo!! aww
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
I would SO do that! Except it would be on purpose, with my friends, & girls in tuxes w/ guys in fancy dresses. (yea, we're weird like that XD)
bridgetoparadise 0
Its an FML not as much because its embarrassing but because he led her to think they were going somewhere nice and fancy and she was let down. I would be aggravated and that is something like my ex would have done
infernalpuppet 0
he never SAID that they were going somewhere fancy, he simply said to dress well
avoidthegirl 6
THIS! If OP's boyfriend said something about "going somewhere fancy" and was dead serious about it I'd be so pissed that I wasted time dressing up. If McDonald's was substituted for a park or hell, even a movie theater, this wouldn't be so bad. I'd rather risk getting the runs and go to Taco Bell than McDonald's.
pdaredevil 0
I think I would be upset about this. I don't necessarily have to go to an expensive restaurant. However, if I'm dressing up I expect to go to a place a step above Mcdonald's.
fbp6277 0
Wow. You people are stupid. I would think it was funny if my boyfriend did this to me, except he would be taking me to kfc instead. xD
ccangel1001 0
XD
nfdlax9 0
FYL. you should have gone to Wendys
spiderman0606 0
because there you know when it's real