Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
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Jen_J_the_J 0
if u dont want ur boyfriend, who has a great sense of humor, can i have him?
sharon_ellj 0
Hahaha eating burgers... With STYLE! x)
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Comments (234)
WakiWakiKun 0
Wow, you ungrateful cuntwaffle. He wanted to surprise you by taking you out to some surprise location, and you bitch when it turns out to be a fast food place? He was being romantic, goddamnit! You're lucky to have a man who does stuff like this. What is wrong with you?
bubber 0
Sweetheart, I have a test for all the momen I date. I never take a gal on a date that is going to cost me more than $15 untill we have been together for at least a month. If she bitches about it, she is gone. Im not cheap, I just don't need or want a materialistic, whiney, woman with no sence of humor. You wouldn't make the cut.
doesthisnamexist 0
I don't think its embarrassing so much as stupid. You go to all this trouble to get dressed up, then ... oh, McDonalds... ok... Thanks for the excessive calories and fat honey, thats so romantic.
giandude 0
Did he get you a happy meal? That always makes my girlfriend feel better.
Danceswithsmurfs 0
learn how to take a joke
42billybob 5
ok... let me get this straight. this guy, takes you out on a surprise date... and it's not a fancy romantic restaurant with candle-lit, french atmosphere (which he never claimed it was)... therefore he's a douchebag? i'm sorry, i didn't know dressing up was an "occasion only" ritual, and is forbidden in all other circumstances under penalty of PMS.
DeStock 0
Thats funny as all hell, sounds like the kind of crap I'd pull just for a cheap laugh or two...
cassado0dle 0
If that happened to me id say... " Woohoo! i want some chicken nuggets and a sweet tea please. (: "
brochill27 0
This is definitely not a FML. This would be a great MLIA post however. So quit complaining and look at the glass being half-full and not half empty. Be glad your dating someone with a sense of humor.
luckyducky123 0
This isn't an FML. It's not like he told you to dress up and then he showed up in casual clothes. He thought it would be cute to get dressed up only to go to McDonalds. I would enjoy that. You get your food faster and it isn't that expensive. I don't like going to fancy restaurants often anyways. Besides, just act as if you were coming from a wedding or a party if you're that embarrassed about it.