Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
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Jen_J_the_J 0
if u dont want ur boyfriend, who has a great sense of humor, can i have him?
sharon_ellj 0
Hahaha eating burgers... With STYLE! x)
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Comments (234)
logieebearr 0
ha cheap ass:)
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Well who doesn't like McDonalds?
poundsand44 0
is your bf 12? Loser...
Sttephhh 0
Why would he tell you it's special? Ahhh men...
MinhBe 0
this is bad. Feel sorry you're kinda poor but you boyfriend is kinda poor too in another way
FOAD 0
Someone's been to 4chan.... this was a story posted there months ago...
BlinkOnceForYes 0
Maybe he spent so much money on your dress and his tux that he didn't have enough money to feed you too.
Kellmaster36 0
weird...does he have mental problems? get him a CTscan
sobe23 0
I think the real FML should be "I have no sense of humor. FML". I think this is soo funny!!!
liveandlettlive 0
I completely agree with #103. This is all taken out of proportion. I would have loved that! it wouldve been hilarious. This way, it would get a convo running instead of acting annoyed or awkward about it. Haha, jokes out. Lol at asking for cutlery!!