Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
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Jen_J_the_J 0
if u dont want ur boyfriend, who has a great sense of humor, can i have him?
sharon_ellj 0
Hahaha eating burgers... With STYLE! x)
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Comments (234)
wonderboy1 0
you've got a keeper there! why did he put on a tux to go to mcdonalds, or maybe he was trying to impress the manager there so he could get employed to flip burgers for a living. def winner!
CYNNER 0
THATS SOOOO CUTE! you should appreciate him. its not like its horrible food and at least you ate
AliAlligator910 0
MLIA.
chocolategirl15 0
Most of the people are saying that this isn't an FML and more of a MLIA and that the guy was probably trying to make do with what little he had. . . but it doesn't really sound like that. I mean, the girl probably put more effort into the date for dolling herself up for the night and what does she get? A free trip to America's epitome of cheap food. This isn't even about the girl being materialistic =/ It sounds to me like she'd been fine with a date to McDonalds if it weren't for the fact that her expectations were raised so high, especially with him wearing the tux and all. Cheap and effortless for the guy.
chocolategirl15 0
Most of the people are saying that this isn't an FML and more of a MLIA and that the guy was probably trying to make do with what little he had. . . but it doesn't really sound like that. I mean, the girl probably put more effort into the date for dolling herself up for the night and what does she get? A free trip to America's epitome of cheap food. This isn't even about the girl being materialistic =/ It sounds to me like she'd been fine with a date to McDonalds if it weren't for the fact that her expectations were raised so high, especially with him wearing the tux and all. Cheap and effortless for the guy.
infernalpuppet 0
wow calm yourself seriously, he might have been low on cash and still wanted to make you feel special or maybe he was just being funny this should be a yddi ( you don't deserve it) ...wait no that's an fml umm this sounds like more of an mlia I guess
hellokimmiee 5
I did that before with my boyfriend, except we knew we were going there :D
razz27 0
ah mcdonalds the romantic get away. food make
emoshwaty 0
hehe I would love that :D dont see what the prb is :P
NoteMyGrin 0
I agree that that would be fun, but only if it were planned by both of you.