Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
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Jen_J_the_J 0
if u dont want ur boyfriend, who has a great sense of humor, can i have him?
sharon_ellj 0
Hahaha eating burgers... With STYLE! x)
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Comments (234)
citygirlnomore 0
not so bad u know, after prom we all went to mcdonalds in our dresses and guys in tux XD it was in korea where they dont know what prom is so eveyone was staring lol it was fuuun!
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
What would have been funnier (and downright cruel) is if the OP's boyfriend ordered a lot of food, paid for it, and ate it all himself. His response? "I'm watching out for your figure. I'm eating all this food in front of you because I love you enough to not see you suffer from this food. (takes a bite of his Big Mac) Mmmm... this hurts me so much. I don't think I can take another bite. (takes another bite of his Big Mac)"
FalsePretense 0
#27 you care too much about what other people think.
htowntrick 0
It could have been worse tho. : Either he's cheap or he has a humor which you just don't get. :)
sadlives911 0
Oh, it's definitely the second one, I'm sure. This is something my boyfriend would totally do, just to make a hilarious story :)
pegasus77 0
I would so do this just for fun XD
FCChelsea 3
YDI for expecting rich, fancy restaurants all of the time.
bcbcscbc 0
not a fml more like mlia a as awesome. people needs to lightn up these days.
Fminetoo 0
Its actually really cool. Since i missed my ex-girlfriends HS graduation, because i was in the military, we went to a dennys one night, her in her cap and gown, and me in my class a's (army dress uniform) as a way for us to celebrate together what we had to be apart for. Hes got a good head on his shoulders, your just a materialistic bitch, and he should leave you.
prc_ 5
FYL indeed. Get a sense of humour.
emeraldlove 0
hahaha EPIC WIN !!!!