Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at a family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4 year-old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say, "You're fat! I like fat things." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping with my older sister. An elderly couple passed, and the man pointed to my sister, saying, "She LOVES to eat." My sister is 7 months pregnant, and I had to spend the next hour comforting her as she bawled her eyes out because of an off-hand comment from a stranger. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
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derp_taco 22
Kids say the darnedest things
gracehi 33
Prank level: Master.
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Comments (41)
willliamfriend 18
That must have been embarrassing! Better teach your boyfriend now to do that
XPhoenixFire 17
I'd be kind of offended if she hasn't called me a "fatass" as well.
devildog562 33
That's funny but totally inappropriate. Nip it in the butt before it gets her in trouble .
Enslaved 38
What if it was meant to be spelt as "Phatass?" :P
weveallbeenthere 30
4 year olds are so gullible. that's funny.
ZackFev 6
Turn the script... Tell your daughter something false that'll backfire towards your boyfriend?
wanted_2_want 40
What daughter you speak about?
smudgey_bubbles_ 8
boy, hes a keeper
guitar93cd 8
I'm sorry! When I was little I was at the grocery store with my mom and my sister. And my sister pointed at a black person and loudly said "mom why do they call them black people? They're brown".
Chiroptera_Man 10
That poor lady. Hopefully she was told the reason why! I would assume it was a kid just being blunt and honest.
demonfacee 14
Your boyfriend shouldn't be telling your sister this kind of stuff.