Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
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Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
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King0fgames 18
Well he must love his parents of course right! And his cats and dogs... And goldfish... And food...
allykaymorris 24
At least he's honest.. Maybe it was awkward, he wanted to tell you and didn't know how, he was nervous... But honestly, you should probably just move on.
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Comments (27)
Jorden225 12
So, did he actually say that he was cheating on you, or was he referring to a family member??
NateDM 2
One time I told my girlfriend she wouldn't be the only girl I'd ever love. I said "she'll be really cute and call you mommy." It depends on the context, but he could've been joking or meaning something like this! good luck
DANYAYLA 11
Sam Smith inspiration? Anyone?
ATPR_4 9
**** that's romantic.
Maddii1112 22
I'm the OP, and I just wanted to let everyone know he was referring to his ex. This happened months ago and it was pretty devastating. But after a lot of heartache, we are still together. It's a long story, but basically his ex is no longer a problem and he is the love of my life. We still have issues we could probably work through, but every couple does. I couldn't see my life without him. I love him!
Maddii1112 22
Hi, OP again. Forgot I posted this. But update: he really was a giant dickbag. We broke up less than a month after this post and I've learned from my mistakes. I found someone new that I really like, so we'll see how it goes!