Today, my boyfriend told me on the phone that he thought we were too poor for value-pack bacon. When I got home, I found he had gone to work leaving two lights and the TV on, and that the shower was running. He said, "Turning things on and off takes too much time! Who cares about money?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, I was told I'm lazy by my boyfriend because I skipped work. He skips his all the time and when I get home still have to cook and clean up after him. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
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SOILEDIT 51
Wow, I am surprised he would put turning off lights before bacon. I mean, come on! BACON!
GloUp_fml 18
Money talks, but I guess your boyfriend wants it to say goodbye
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ThrottleJockey 36
My wife thinks it's odd that I keep track of the price of bacon per ounce the same way I keep track of the price of silver per ounce. A man has his priorities. BTW, bacon is at $0.27/oz and silver is at $15.56/oz.
JKPwnage 27
It takes less than a second...
BadKitty13 28
Sorry he's a tard... BACON. smh
Sweet_Melody 15
How does someone forget that shower was running? Was he in a really big hurry?
pohoon 12
Okay leaving the lights isn't too bad. The TV? Ah you can forget it sometimes, especially if the volumes low. But the shower?! HE LEFT THE DAMN SHOWER ON?!
samwilliams800 28
There's always money for bacon!
GirasolNegro 22
Ask him what he thinks you pay for the bacon (+ any other food, necessities, emergencies, fun stuff) with if it's not money? Since he was the one who left the lights, tv and shower on, make him pay those plus the other bills this month to teach him the importance of money!!
Tomryan279 10
If don't help with the bills start charging him to use stuff like $1 to use the bathroom. $10 to take a shower $20 for 1 hour of tv.
doumtabarnack 12
Maybe he meant that YOU should stay off bacon but knows better than to put it that way.
YEROCnamrus 3
Who the eff leaves the shower on.