Today, my boyfriend told me on the phone that he thought we were too poor for value-pack bacon. When I got home, I found he had gone to work leaving two lights and the TV on, and that the shower was running. He said, "Turning things on and off takes too much time! Who cares about money?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, I was told I'm lazy by my boyfriend because I skipped work. He skips his all the time and when I get home still have to cook and clean up after him. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
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Top comments
SOILEDIT 51
Wow, I am surprised he would put turning off lights before bacon. I mean, come on! BACON!
GloUp_fml 18
Money talks, but I guess your boyfriend wants it to say goodbye
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Comments (59)
Helldemon 32
The two lights, tv and shower on for those hours is probably still cheaper then that pack of bacon.
cocacola999 27
Lights - probably, although it depends on what kind of lightbulbs they use. TV - depends on how old it is and how much energy it uses. But running a shower for hours is DEFINITELY a lot more expensive than a value pack of bacon. Plus you're pretty much giving Earth the middle finger.
gracehi 33
He chose lights and television over bacon. He's not human. Call the MIB
mccrightp 29
And you're living with this guy because...?
Eliiara 11
Who actually leaves the showering still running? '-'
Lalala579121 28
I was thinking that exact thing. The lights I can sorta see, because people just don't notice them. The TV, eh, maybe. But the shower? Really?
corky1992 33
Wow. It's sad that anyone could be THAT lazy that they'd leave the shower on. Pathetic.
BDanzeisen 20
Time is money!
wanted_2_want 40
Is he stupid. Or just plain idiot!? I mean the water running??
rogerover 19
Wow. What a moron.
ellyhan 11
Even putting the money issue aside, that is an incredible waste of resources.
fridaolund 13
What a massive waste of clean water letting the shower run