Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, after I tried to break up with my boyfriend, he said he won't give up on us and asked me to go to therapy. According to him, “You might need medication for how you feel.” FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 6 months because I told him I loved him. Not because he felt any different than I did, but because the term "love" should be reserved for God, and not be said to mortals. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I realized that although I'm dating the most loveable, caring and genuine man, the fact that he's a crack addict means I'll never be his drug of choice when he needs a hit. FML
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Top comments
Carbonation 0
The refills probably costed too much.
BeefyQueef 5
Ha that's a good one. I'll have to remember that
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Comments (121)
WCARlover 35
How do the boyfriends and girlfriends of FML users think of these horrible breakups?
metalflower00 11
Makes life much more fun for me when I read them :)
perdix 31
I think you've got it backwards, toots. You become an FML poster after a horrible break-up.
WCARlover 35
Okay, how do the "at one point girlfriends and boyfriends of FML posters" then :p
perdix 31
24, I'm more confused than ever. People come to FML because they've had a horrible break-up. Keep in mind that boring break-ups don't make it past moderation for us to see.
WCARlover 35
Lol never mind I don't know how to explain it
lotrgeek 10
I get it! I don't know either.. Some people have the best breakup strategies!! Lol I mean, being cruel and funny enough to cause FML posts is quite a feat!
WCARlover 35
Thank you 43 haha
GroovyGravy 7
Why not?
metalflower00 11
Lol that's an awesome break up. What a great story. But I'm with perdix... Side effects were probably too much.
DocBastard 40
I would prescribe him Assholecillin, take one tablet twice a day, #60 with no refills.
flockz 20
and what must i do to get some Assholecillin doc?
Sinamoi 18
Doctor's orders...
perdix 31
Does that come in a suppository?
DocBastard 40
Flockz - just act like OP's boyfriend. I'll mail the Rx to you. Perdix - that's its only formulation.
s1ckpup 0
or maybe she overdosed him with her overweight love or i could just be overthinking this a tadbit but either way this relationship is OVER.
rolipoli1 0
wellllllll... i think you should tell him he was takin the wrong tablets, he need either diet or acne or big head pills
trancechicken 0
Maybe he has a side affect to you. Or... He doesn't want to see you? Which ever one isn't good.
flockz 20
aw you poor thing! maybe you should try some of my "Flockzacide"? eh? it'll fix you right up, you won't feel anything for days. hey and you don't work for the government right?
coyote8 4
I would have continued that im addicted an that it's time for me to sober up and get on with my real life.
reallove8411 6
It was better that the prescription was up before youu overdosed !! [:
Takainthemachine 0
That's hilarious but harsh at the same time. Sorry op. At least you dodged an od!;-)